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I'm on a bus to Sydney. Well hungry.
played footy tonight in horrendous conditions and we won against a good team which was great.
then got in at 10.30 and literally just had an inspired brainwave which has added some genuinely 'novelty' to the analysis i'm doing for my doctorate. just fired off a tipsy email to my supervisor to explain why it might be a gamechanger.
he's into aerosmith and the black crowes. can hold a music convo with him but we definitely don't overlap.
he played tonight in the footy match, and he'd had a tooth extraction a couple of hours before, At the end of the match he was still numb but had blood trickling from his bottom lip like Andrew WK
Meg a hammered
and good morning
just picked up cos I'm bored and miserable and hammered. Also working from home tomorrow.
good job i don't actually think about my life that much. Or else I'd probably have a lot on my mind!
we don't normally talk but I'm already high as hell and on a bus. So: alright?
being high on a bus is one of those things that needs to be cherished. Cherish it my son
where I want to talk to the definitely-also-high Geordie next to me but he's looking freaked out. 10 more stops. We could change the world.
high people are the ones who will inherit the earth. They all just need to group together and form some sort of partnership, then i'm sure everything will be ok
(as long as you don't get stabbed. Make sure he doesn't stab you)
I'm getting back into creating music, anyone wanna collaborate? Should I post this on the music board or are they all weirdos I should be avoiding?
Here's my setup:
too much #lad?
If you're attracting too many bellends then yes. Mine's really dour though, why sugar the pill eh?
I've taken a Valium and still can't sleep. Fun though, switch to downers Douchie they're the best.
but just a bit bored and in need of validation
downers are a bit tedious mayte, and my body is a bit that way inclined anyway. Def more of an uppers guys myself
I reckon it's a keeper
I don't know what you're looking for and I don't understand tinder. But is it not OK to use selfies? I genuinely don't think I would have enough photos of me otherwise. I think there is such a thing as too much lad and you verge on it in your photo arrangment. What about a nice one of your face straight on, looking qt the camera? You look good like that. E.g. your passport photo.
or to even take a selfie
I think my face is pretty frowned upon in general
in any case, in the space of 6 hours I've lost interest in tinder again. heh
But are you trying to attract a 45 year old man?
My door makes a really loud creaking noise and then the bathroom door is really hard to shut so I have to slam it. Definitely woke up housemates. No more beers before bedtime (BBB).
Works a treat on my doors at home. Thought it would only be good for the hinges, but even where it's wood on wood it seems to do the trick.
Murder on the Orient Express in French that I found in the street yesterday. Can I get rabies?
well thought out. phew. good save.
Think I might be too heavy for it in the bum area.
Two more wishes.
Got another 2 hours thanks. Brings me up to 7.
silk skinny tie, pointed end, or knitted tie, square end?
Skinny silk or knitted square?
I'm powering it right up today in my wrapround dark tweed pencil dress, topped off by *and this is so exicting* the fact that (and I don't know why I looked in this particular section of this particular wardrobe, but anyway I did) I have found my dainty and hot little strappy peep toe manolos that I thought I had left behind in London!! Totally inappropriate for this weather but they're on and staying on. Off to see clients soon at a construction site and going to have to change into high vis, hard hat and boots though :(
I will probably wear a skinny silk tomorrow. Thought the knitted square said 'I mean business, but I'm fun, soft and approachable'
Silk will be good for Friday. I prefer to dress p rather than down for Friday. it's our xmas lunch/ afternoon party tomorrow though, and we have been told to #dress up or down' as we please. I am bloody stuck, and I can't get to the shops to get something new and amazing because I'm busy at lunch and after work. WOE.
and rather worthless
2 and a half EMOs.
And one and a seventh of me.
Also, you're a top, top chap CK.
basically he saying that you are only worth 4 balonz.
Using quantitive comparrisons for Dissers is a wonderfully dramatic concept :) and a useful alternative to mere ranking dissers.
And thank you for your comparrison to yourself, that means something (the balonz valuation doesnt really mean as much as its ....'not real money' (a bit like a royter)
which is what I need
(clean bill o' health, since you asked)
made a proper brekko and then ended up getting to work early. quite nice having time just to chill, drink coffee and watch tv in the morning. i should get up earlier.
It's perfectly normal for it to come out that colour after what you've been up to.
signed up to a new docs, obligatory first check up. oddly though, they have a machine that does your height, weight and blood pressure, but it's just out in the middle of the waiting room so everyone is just watching you do it. well awkward.
what if you have shoes.. jeans.. a jumper..?
you just stood there with lil'ethric swaying in the breeze?
but i was just under the recommended weight for my height, for your records
now eat 4 of these
I left tiny saps in his pouch though.
I discovered I was an inch taller than I thought I was.
Quite bewildering to turn out not to be the height I thought I'd been for nearly 30 years. It's the main reason I ended up having counselling.
(I had this happen to me in a Hackney doctor's surgery too so i feel the pain)
but imagine it could be really uncomfortable for some people. i guess you could just insist on having the nurse do it.
way to go you drongo!
GIVEN US A BIG BIN INSTEAD.
BIG BIN IS TEN PACES FROM MY DESK
good excuse for a skive
Yeah, my thought too.
Fucking hell I've only been on time for work ONCE in 2015
(i've been on time about twice and i dont even take a train)
earlier would be 7am which is insane
(Working late today so don't even have to be in right now)
Or something equally horrific
wind kept me away
house had a leak today as a result of the STORM
have to cancel my blood donation tomorrow :(
5k run at lunch today - weather looks horrible
haven't had breakfast yet
but all of my clients need me to notarise things. statutory declarations and affadavits and the like. So for the second day in a row, I'm off out with my notarial stamp and seals, to administer oaths and notarially execute some stuff.
Tonight is our annual big client bash, 'beat the Back to work Blues'. It's a bit of a mouthful but it should be fun. we're having it at a lovely new bar/ restaurant and it appears to be Gatsby themed with oyster bars, crooners and lots of mint juleps.
didn't have time for proper breakfast today as I was out on the roof wondering where all of the Perspex had come from (still perspex perplexed about this) so I've only had toast and i am STARVING. Might go to mcDs drive through on the way to see my clients. c'est ca.
I've put way more effort into getting a nice log fire on the go to work next to than I have doing work.
Why was everyone up so late last night? Early night for everyone tonight OK?
should be well awesome for WFH
he's a good lad. he once got taken hostage in the middle east and kicked his captor off a cliff. there's a film coming out about it.
he murdered someone?? great guy
do you wanna have another crack at it?
ossum adventurin' in an unstable country as part of a marketing campaign, got taken hostage and killed one of the hostage takers to escape
(I think being called 'Tommy' qualifies him as a bellend tbh)
killed =/= murdered
which you obviously well know, but carry on being tedious
(door is behind me) and talk to me even though i'm sat here with headphones on and can't hear a thing
it's really annoying
today the city is beautiful in a grey way.
Seen a job thinking of applying to, trouble is its a long commute in the wrong direction and I would have to lie z bit about my technical expertise to get an interview, being advertised for second time though which must mean they're desperate right?
of that technical stuff.
People usually are anyway if you're a "good fit".
would mean working ALL YEAR ROUND though, and driving to Salisbury every day - that's an hour away compared to my 40ish minute drive now
the person who wants me to do it said "yes, please do it", but now someone wants to double check that "yes, please do it" actually means "yes, please do it", so i'm doing nothing instead. works for me.
really anxious to ask my boss for next saturday off even though it's because i'm having surgery on the friday and it's not advisable for me to be working so soon after it. also adding to this stress is that i need to ask to swap another shift around it because i can't make it in because of said surgery, argh. i'm sure it'll be fine i mean she just has to let me have one day off and swap a shift.
tell em you're having an operation and can't work
wont make it through the day
was it a survival book
I've got a curry
I feel faint and I need to go to the south side of Glasgow to a bloody building site. hope they have good biscuits.
on company business, I'm currently somewhere between psyched and panicked as there's loads of things to sort out and barely any time to do it aargh.
Need a PA, anyone want to be my PA?!
Also have Monday off. That's how I'm going to roll for a few weeks so that is nice. Got my first CBT later. Worried I'm too lazy for it to work for me though. I'm so lazy.
None of you have said you'll help me with my film yet. What's wrong with you all? It's really good.
Nothing like cat_race's film.
did you choose something to write it with?
use celtx for formatting
would be alright if i got to do anything but hang out with total goons