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They're fuck off expensive though so can someone make me one as a favour?
If you put in some selection details they jump to a tenner. What a fucking swizz.
It was going to be: People who wear kilts to weddings are twats
you have to be careful how you sit down
don't wear pants under them?
we all wear them up here
An old guy who lived across the street from my parent's house used to wear a kilt every day. Everybody in town knew who he was, and nearly everyone had only ever seen him wear his kilt.
The kids at school all thought he was crazy, but I'd seen him in brown cords on winter mornings when he went to buy the papers so figured he just liked to show off in his kilt to all the old ladies. I reckon when you look like you're 100 years old being able to show off your working legs is quite an achievement.
In other words, wait a few decades - Scottish widows will do you more than a pension
I hope I'm into old ladies when I'm a hundred.