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Thanks emo :(
Allergic (only mentioned it on here about 8,000 times)
allergic to all sunscreen? My former employer has created some stuff in the last year that uses different ingredients to normal sunscreen, while still meeting SPF requirements, if that is worth checking out. x
but if I can help someone out I always would!
Your playing small does not serve the world.
There is nothing enlightened about shrinking
so that other people won't feel insecure around you.
ignore noise_ramones' post in this thread
be nice to japes
be nice to me
no need for that, a cuddle would do
I probably wouldn't give you that advice, but it's the first thing that came into my head.
Live for the moment
Don't let anything come between you and your dreams
Dance like nobody's watching
you disgust me
And don't get fucking married.
even when you're doing a poo?
Look at shitty butt Epimer and the missus for example.
and making a meat-suit from their mutilated bodies?
when applying the rear naked choke
Love tapping people out by forcibly crossing their legs for them when they've got back mount and getting the straight foot lock.
thing anyone had posted.
Bit of an overreaction there i think mate.
Even when you think your arsehole is clean
Inside-outside; 100 tips to make pooing cleaner
Available in all good bookstores
one of my housemates has the same first name as you
tis a strong and handsome first name
A tourist complimented the local fishermen on the quality of their fish and... asked how long it took to catch them.
"Not very long" they answered in unison.
"Why didn't you stay out longer and catch more?"
The fishermen explained that their small catches were sufficient to meet their needs and those of their families.
"But what do you do with the rest of your time?"
"We sleep late, fish a little, play with our children, and take siestas with our wives. In the evenings, we go into the village to see our friends, have a few drinks, play the guitar, and sing a few songs.
We have a full life."
The tourist interrupted, "I have an MBA from Harvard and I can help you! You should start by fishing longer every day. You can then sell the extra fish you catch. With the extra revenue, you can buy a bigger boat."
"And after that?"
"With the extra money the larger boat will bring, you can buy a second one and a third one and so on until you have an entire fleet of trawlers.
Instead of selling your fish to a middle man, you can then negotiate directly with the processing plants and maybe even open your own plant. You can then leave this little village and move to Mexico City, Los Angeles, or even New York City!!! From there you can direct your huge new enterprise."
"How long would that take?"
"Twenty, perhaps twenty-five years." replied the tourist.
"Afterwards? Well my friend, that's when it gets really interesting," answered the tourist, laughing. "When your business gets really big, you can start buying and selling stocks and make millions!"
"Millions? Really? And after that?" asked the fishermen.
"After that you'll be able to retire, live in a tiny village near the coast, sleep late, play with your children, catch a few fish, take a siesta with your wife and spend your evenings drinking and enjoying your friends."
"With all due respect sir, but that's exactly what we are doing now. So what's the point wasting twenty-five years?" asked the Mexicans.
And the moral of this story is:
Don't talk to strangers.
cool story bro
also just to be considerate and stuff
control then you probably need a little nudge in the right direction.
One's in this world for such a short time that it seems best so far as possible to do the work to which one's most suited.
consume, work, die. We will all be happier.
you don't really want socialism.
you're basically part Tory now, daywalker
Doing anything else will just get you down.
Take the weight off. Begin consuming.
and have the opportunity to use a toilet, use it. You never know when the next one might become available and things can take a very sharp turn for the worse very quickly.
You'll only change it back
References: zxcvbnm, balonz etc