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different from making fried bread? Bearing in mind they're completely different things.
he's just dry toasting it in the most pointless fashion imaginable.
"Here's how I do it" - do you put some bread in a heated frying pan? Is that how you do it?
He probably turned in his copy for this week and it was all about Ched Evans or some shit and they were like `Fucking hell Jamie we need 1000 words on anything ANYTHING else quick!!`
Only logical explanation.
where all the qualified and experienced teachers have been replaced with celebs to help revolutionise our education system so that in the future all teachers nationwide are replaced with celebs or whatever the fuck his aim was there.
Still angry about that fucking awful show.
get in there or you might have to wait. he's a very busy man.
and he was in there both times even though he wasn't working, what a fucking loser
everyone is a cunt.
where is this statistic from?
we'll say 20 slices of bread in an average standard loaf, for the sake of argument. Means people throw away 8 slices from every loaf of bread they buy?
not having that. I bet it's supermarkets chucking out tons of it that's bumped that number right up from the 0.5% it should be.
"Just get one of those small loafs will you? We'll not get through a big one"
"Pah - Noone tells me what size bread loaf to buy"
2 Weeks later
*Removes mouldy half-loaf of bread from cupboard*
Also, what's he on about that sourdough lasts for ages? That's the quickest bread to go shit (after like french stick which goes rock hard in a day). A cheapo white loaf is the way to go if you want it to last a week.
*not literal tonnes
try freezing half a load?
I have never, ever had cause to use them.
from mould rather than staleness though. errycunt knows you can just toast stale bread and it's fine
would rather just carry on paying a quid for half a loaf of bread that i can eat unfrozen and chucking half
Don't want to go into it here though.
dunno why i buy it really
and driving round in a Capri (doughnutting it in the farmers yard as he arrived). I was so angry I almost put my foot through the telly and sent Channel 4 the bill.
↓ only watchable clip of the prick
But there is no way that using a frying pan makes better toast than a toaster or a grill. He's just being contrary to look a bit cheffy.
I use that to toast my (brioche) buns perfectly. Did it Wednesday in fact. Wonderful.
no-one here's actually seriously annoyed by this are they? because you know, that would diminish you as a person even more, and most of you are pretty mediocre already
The most ironic thing anyone's ever said.
but I do like his cooking and some ideas he has. I have heard him (and others) talk about blitzing up stale bread, sorry but I doubt I would use many breadcrumbs. I like my toast cold and chewy so I will just stick warburtons in the toaster ta.
when my toastie machine packed in.
My gf tried using the toaster and it was shit and burnt.
that is how a toastie should be made. None of this Breville bollocks.
without thinking of Posh Nosh.