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My new gelatin-based children's dessert, Jelbait.
Hairy fanny site.
strap on clothing for women to pee standing up
Synthetic jiz in a spray can so you can spaff up your trousers/curtains or whatever without having to have any sexy times.
Our marketing shows that most brothel users are married men with children, so we've identified a gap in the market- a brothel with creche facilities.
And what the customers won't know: we can increase our profit margin by using the same staff in the creche as in the brothel section.
How will the customers not know?
On the hour a little antlered creature pops out and cries "Someone's shagging your missus".