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it's so, so bad.
but yeah it's nonsense
you don't have to be friends with them or even be near them.
[NB I have nicked this opinion off bamos]
Dickhead makes it really hard to copy his opinion. Always one step ahead.
his family are shoutin on every shot.
pdc is 100+, haven't seen any bdo for a while but can't imagine it's much above 75?
but you'll notice they don't go on about averages much...
featuring all the players who shipped off to the PDC
sure it used to be on new years week
moves his mouth when he throws and chews gum and it makes me feel ill watching him
it's horrible, don't really know why
like entertaining not brilliant. But still good darts being thrown too.
hit a 167 checkout earlier, after a brilliant 3 darts beforehand to set it up.
In the same match, the big English guy missed double 1 about 9 times in the same leg? Lovely stuff.
What the fuck are they playing at? There isn't even a televised evening session is there. Cuckolded cocks.
I guess they had to really.
I miss his earlobes.
Colin Monk (`He likes double top does Monk`)
Andy Fordham's right arm, like a leg of lamb.
Ted Hankey's action. Smooth.
Richie Burdett looking forlorn.
Read an anecdote of Burdett's the other day. Said he was on tour once and nipped out to buy some dinner. Couldn't be bothered with much else so he bought a Pot Noodle. Got it back, realised the room didn't have a kettle. So he took the radiator off and cooked it with the hot water drained out of that. All went down alright apparently. Except the fact he used nail scissors to get the valve open and he punctured it when screwing it back in. Had to stay up all night draining the overflow out into the sink when he had a match the following morning.
What a guy.
Work with a twat called Burdett, Freudian slip...
for a minute at lunchtime. See all of these people in the audience (who are admittedly a bit boring compared to the raucous lot from sunday night). have they all taken annual leave on the first week back at work, so they can go and sit on those long tables at this lakeside place and half heartedly cheer on this frankly crap display?
(I do accept it's still better than being back at work- but I still find it baffling unless it's someone in your family competing.)
`Going to the darts is fucking brilliant. Barely watched any, but it was awesome`.
so if you want to make a day of it and get really sloshed you're shelling out for either a hotel room or a very expensive minicab ride home.
It's a weird and ukipey crowd, no doubt about it.
middle of nowhere.
south london! barren wasteland.
As long as I can watch you bang my wife.
And then thought to myself 'I wonder if tony Eccles still plays?'
So I checked his wiki. Bloody hell.
the very first match I saw, one of the players had to retire injured within one set. I was sitting with my back to the board and must have seen about twenty throws all night.
Great fun though.