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Go big this year
MARLON: OH MY GOD ROSCOE IT HAS FINALLY HAPPENED
ROSCOE: Ah yes, the New Year. I heard the news on the wireless
MARLON: I preferred the Kadanes work with Bedhead tbh, m8. But anyway I don't know why you mentioned that, because SOMETHNG HS JUST HAPPENED THAT IS V V SCARY
ROSCOE: Hang on let me clench (does so) Ok now tell me
MARLON: Look time has reset itself. It used to be the year 2359 on that there year-o-meter that we have over there, but now it says 0000. We've travelled back in time to the year 0000, Roscoe. OH GOD WHAT DOES THIS MEAN
ROSCOE: (facepalming) Oh Marlon you naive old idiot of a foolish cow.
MARLON: (still panacackying)
ROSCOE: You think... ? You...? (laughs)
MARLON: WELL I HOPE YOU HAVE A GOOD EXPLANATION
ROSCOE: Oh heavens above, and below depending on what axis the earth is on or whatever or somthing or whatevs. Incidentally this hand wash smells so nice right now, it's like a burst of fragrant goodness every time I have to scratch my nostril or whatever. Hmm. Such a nostalgic smell. But anyway on to the point at hand... you will find you are VERY MISTAKEN.
MARLON: Well out with it! Even though. Yes. This new hand wash really does smell bloody amazing; it's making me glad that I have a thing in my nostril creating an internal itch. But anyway, yes please continue for I am for certain terrified beyond the degree that a professional would likely recommend. (pause) and i would like this to chanj
ROSCOE: Right Marlon. First off, what you call a (snicker) "year-o-meter" is not such at all. It is called an CLOCK (coughs). Sorry, clock-o-meter. Had to cough there
mARLON: (writing this down in his notebook) Please continue. I can listen in the spaces between the letters. I am not writing in cursive
MARLON: I haven't written in cursive for some time. Roscoe.
MARLON: Years even. Years, Roscoe. YEARS.
MARLON: As finished as a caterpillar is a caterpillar, Roscoe. And possibly significantly more so.
ROSCOE: Good. Well, then. We have established the first wrong point. And now the second and mst glaring one is... ... that the clock-o-meter showing us that we have travelled back to the year 0000 is actually a GOOD THING MARLON. You fear it! But imagine! We can bet on horses and get lots of money because we know which horses will win.
MARLON: Right! And at just before quarter past seven in the afternoon we can warn people about World War One
ROSCOE: We must be responsible about this power
Though 2015's not even a real year. Proper future-y.
This is far from an ideal way to start the new year.
i am severely trollied
DiSers in general - i hope your 2015 is deece
luv yah mwah xx
merry new year love you all
Just go told I could go home.
I could laugh or I could cry. I might do both.
Happy New Year DiS and all its denizens!
happy new year xx
2015 is the best year ever
three different fillings:
1. Tomato w/grated fried courgette, pine nuts, garlic and mozzarella
2. Mushrooms in melted blue cheese w/ fig relish
3. Goats cheese and rocket and a smidgen of cranberry
BEST YEAR EVER
Fireworks in Edinburgh looked great but the display in London was phenomenal!!
Hope twenty-fifteen is awesome to y'all
the twats next door doing their fireworks! wtf??
happy new year dissers
first existential crisis of 2015