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Thought i might as well join. I want to follow some of you to boost my numbers.
(just noticed I'm tantalisingly close to 400)
do you know, that it was only as month or so ago i read your username properly and understood the reference. All this time I have been wondering what a 'hanshot' is and why it would go first before anything else.
got it now though.
Glad you got there in the end brother.
actually that's a better name than yours
who are you the_dazzled?
whether you like it or not
DD, your profile pic is practically NSFW. HOTT.
then wish i'd kept them up when i realise they were actually pure flattering and probably better than i look irl.
but putting pictures of your face on the internet is quite fun
have you seen this?: https://analytics.twitter.com/user/*/tweets
(think that should work, if not replace * with your username)
you can see how many people look at your tweets and stuff.
nothing I post ever gets read.
my tweets have the special ability of being able to get thrown into the feeds of 800 people and make 0 impressions.
It's a skill, I'm sure.
so that you can easily see what works and can go on to create more compelling content.
As it is I had to extract to csv and then mess around in excel.
turns out my most popular tweet by far was one of a picture of a signed blood red shoes album. all i need for them to do now is release and sign an album for me every day and i'm sorted.
On average, you earned 0 Retweets per day
how can they tell how many people see your tweets? 's impossible. people scroll and probably don't read half the stuff but it's still being scrolled. just seems pretty dubious.
people clicking to see the full picture, or clicking through to the profile, that sort of thing
just retweet things i think my girlfriend will find funny. Occasionally reply to her to (she's my only follower that i actually know who they are)
unfollowed him now he's the worst.
I'm pretty boring tho
Don't usually go for much variation on user names.
Not too much of a tweeter though. Mainly untappd tweets if the settings are on.
Expect drunken talk about music and bands I play in.
Mostly tweet about football and NFL and try and seem super cool until my weekly last.fm auto tweet comes through and reveals I've been listening to nothing but Michael Buble.
i mostly whinge about stuff and get over excited about Brentford
The odd tweet now and then
Records and gigs and graphic design. Use Instagram a bit more at the moment though (@nn4rc)
one of them has this bio
"Just 3 guys doing a podcast that take way too much advantage of their right to free speech."
I mean, it sort of is on here too but uh, oh I'll just follow some y'all.
It's all ripped off sad sack lyrics anyway.
at work will try and remember and add some folk later