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Anyone got a black eye yet?
working. CAN'T WAIT.
to serve people who will be really drunk and not know what they want, that is
This is good
and then tilting it in such a manner as to make the lager enter my oral cavity and then my swallowing reflex kicks in. I do that until there's no lager left in the glass.
Trying my hardest to not look like I've been stood up. Anyone got any tips?
This isn't a photo its the view from my eyes like on black mirror http://imgur.com/PwGQ8CC
because I'm incredibly unhealthy
my awful eczema has decided to start appearing around 1 eye exclusively, keep getting people asking me if i've been a fight recently and also makes me look a bit like the 'thom yorke' character in a twink-porn radiohead parody
so about 20 minutes after saying that i stood outside superdrug and then two hours later she appeared. my phone was dead and she had gone and sat in the car
just standing in one spot for two hours. was actually quite fun until the cold set in.
Haha fucking hell :(
stared at all the christmas shoppers and took a few pictures as they walked past
Listening to this to stoke the excitement: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxM0bxsJEuI
Happy pre-yuletide weekend, everyone!
could get into this
like I'm gonna ask the barman for a double vodka and then down it and ask for another. I wanna Sail off into the sunset with bamnan
Whiskey not vodka, twat
my heart has a black eye
Who do I kill?
Can't complain, tbh.
I've got an anecdote about a black eye and an owl, if anyone's interested?
My ex is a zookeeper. She's also about five foot nothing tall. One of the owls she looked after decided that it was going to try to claw her eyes out one day - they fly silently, so they've got a good crack at it. She ended up with a proper shiner, but it could have been worse.
I spent the next week getting absolutely filthy looks anywhere I went with her, presumably because it looked like I'd battered her.
I hope everyone is nice in Newcastle city centre on even blacker eye Sunday (Sunderland/NUFC derby, 12:30 kick off, police have announced they aren't going to keep fans separate this year)
loads of people will have monday off as it is
Gonna listen to Iggy & The Stooges and drink tea
No fun to be around
Drinking tea by myself
No fun to be alone
In love with nobody else
Such is my desire to be loved.
As Oscar Wilde said though:
'We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.'
but in the right environment I can be pretty fun and interesting...I just don't get much of an opportunity anymore
I'm watching SW: Ep 1 as it's on TV. Also we've just booked tickets to go see The Hobbit after Christmas. Yay!
What a Friday night this is turning out to be!
Is it snowing?
So there is snow on the ground still. Not loads by our standards, but enough so to potentially bring Britain to a grinding halt for sure.
Everything shut down because people were "snowed in" when there was less than an inch of snow. Lol.
shame because i was enjoying myself but my dead phone seemed to give me a natural leaving point
More like it.