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You can give it a score or just an adjective if you like.
But how sexy?
haven't styled self much this week and a bit snotty
hair's on point though
as you well know xylo!
so not sexy at all
as Rolf Harris in a blonde wig.
told me I look like a young Rolf Harris (for about the millionth time), so I'm going to choose to take this as a compliment. Thanks mits <3
randy is how much you want to do people/things/yourself
how sexy you feel is how much you think you're making other people randy
currently picking bits of pastry out of my beard.
wearing nothing but shorts/ 10
as always, I am very deluded.
so probably dropped down to an 8 or 9/10?
Looks literally nothing like me!
John Major foaming at the gash
let me test that again
John Major foaming at the gash is not the sentence I was going for, but it's probably pretty accurate
5/10 after this burrito
Last night, about 9.5/10
post it again with an arrow drawn on
that would be literally drawing attention to myself and that ain't allowed around these parts
but given the 10 years + I've spent on this website and the ... I dunno 60,000ish posts the % of JAG is actually very, very small ... less than 1%
but probably annoyingly visible, sure
but then it would be a pretty self-defeating JAG if it was inconspicuous wouldn't it ?
there's something very Reader's Wives about this pic
it's actually quite impressive the way you manage to shoehorn JAGs into unexpected places
Pretty sure my girlfriend is expecting to get pumped tonight so I need to raise my game sharpish!!
Had a bag of chips for lunch so I'm starting from a perilously low base.
She's expecting to get pumped love to.
a drunken bloke proper harassed me last night and kept calling me ugly and saying i was too ugly to have a job etc. pure jealous of my good looks
he thought it was acceptable to tell me he was ugly and comment on my appearance and tell me he didnt like my hair and then proceeded to moan to someone else about how he can never pick up girls :D
But really badly.
Either way - he's a prick.
he wasnt though cause he was about 40
he was just a drunken bloke
govinda jaya jaya gopala jaya jaya
you are basically a model
because i'm a narcissist
ps: anyone that's met me in real life would laugh at your description
So that's a 5.9 on Pitchfork.
Tonight will be 'Room On Fire' - The Strokes
That'd be an 8.0.
I only picked those because I remembered the review scores because we used to bet on them. Heady times.
and I feel hideous, probably the least sexy I've ever felt. I am 3 months pregnant though... but still
You may congratulate me :)
She's pregnant FFS
(You got wazzo jugs yet?)
thanks for making this thread even better xxxxxxxxx
(you replied in the wrong place I assume)
Finally a reasonable explanation for why you've been trawling mumsnet threads...
Aren't you about 50? Old cunt
I am so pleased for you!! pregnant women are definitely the sexiest :) xxx
Can I organise a Kickstarter to convince you to name it Balonz?
Also, 3 months pregnant is sexy as hell
corpseness - 7/10
yellowness - 5/10
buffness - 8/10
greasiness - 9/10
shit beardiness - 1/10
manic intensity - 7/10
drunkenness - 1/10 rising to 10/10
overall a 6/10
corpseness - 8/10
yellowness - 3/10
buffness - 1/10
greasiness - 7/10
shit beardiness - 1/10
manic intensity - 3/10
drunkenness - 0/10
BUT in a meeting just now everyone was talking about how happy people would be about the guy replacing me sitting next to them because he's so nice looking, which made me feel inadequate and ashamed. This + my hangover probably levels me out around 6/10.
So, about as far away from sexy as possible.
But I've ended up wearing a cardie which is probably like a five, though invisible beneath the peacoat so let's balance it back out to an eight eh? Shwing.
theres not four people vying for my attention or anything though i'm not a big shot shrewbie but at least four people in this world fancy me
maybe the beatles
but whenever i go to a public toilet and look in the mirror i'm like WOAH what a babe. must be a lighting thing. might start taking public toilet selfies.
she's 18 though.
She didn't know the reference but we both found it funny.. and it was quite nice.
Jam/Blue Jam... "Bad sex" sketch
Back down to 4
which is why I only come out at night