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Ok this is the thread where we'll put all the results. Can someone bump it boxing day please?
GOOD LUCK EVERYONE!
but we could I suppose
Oh happy days......festive best wishes to the marvellous 'team ball breaker'
if you leave threads too long so that you have to go back more than 5 or 6 pages, then the numbering of the pages goes wrong an you wont find your thread
:) Im really glad you've come round to AQOS for Christmas.......merry Christmas to ALL disers.....may all that is in the past be forgotten, quizzers and (previous) non quizzers can unite in a wonderful Christmas AQOS
nothing too serious, low stakes, small time stuff. You in?
well maybe, whats the pot limit?
Only if you're sure it doesn't escalate.
And only if you agree to participate in my special Christmas quiz (It wont just be AQOS (pointless type) scoring, there will also be scoring where you will be rewarded for the quality of your answer. (I understand that you may not have appreciated AQOS, being as it was aimed at people who can identify the commonist most herd-ike behaviour, it stands to reason that the commonist and most herd-like people would win......whereas, YOU, dave, are special, and rare.....its why you are one of the dissers that I pay special attention to ;)
Is it the boxing day cack we are looking at? What if we have multiple ones? Is it the collective weight of all the faeces that passes out of our rings on boxing day. I believe my record is seven poos on boxing day.
let me check the rules BRB
33. Only the weight of faecal matter produced during one boxing day poo may be submitted. The contestant is free to choose whichever poo they like so long as it exited the rectum between 00:01 and 23:59 on the 26th December.
Pretty straightforward that
but rules are rules.
do I qualify (being a vegetarian)?
"In February 1995, working in conjunction with nutritionists at the University of Michigan, Ann Arbor, I adopted a super fiber-rich diet which allowed me to successfully produce a single extruded excrement the exact length of my colon: 26 feet. I documented the extrusion at the Cranbrook-Kingswood High School Bowling Alley, Bloomfield Hills, MI, which offered a length of floor suitable for the process and measuring the results. The cathartic diet was supplemented by a high intake of Metamucil fiber substance. The week long endurance prior to the event was ensured by the employment of a plug specifically designed to curtail any premature excretions.”
I've not pooed today.
I've had a lot of food and booze and tomorrow is annual pn's/mr pn's family pub outing.
Tomorrow will be messy.
Two down. About to give birth to a third.