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Thinks that writing National lyrics is a valid substitute for insightful cricket commentary.
who wrote that Beady Eye piece
You want insightful, go to Cricinfo. Writing National lyrics is completely legitimate in the context of a Guardian OBO.
(Actually, DISers doing OBO would be fantastic:
"Just put £1000 on KP becoming the next England captain. Going to be raking it in"
"Cook comes forward and defends, and there's no run. Why don't girls like me?"
"Morgan really In Bloom at the moment, to reference a classic track on Nirvana's debut")
as your mum's legs are usually spread.
**Cook out (caught) 21 **
**Cook out (lbw) 13 **
**Cook out (bowled) 8**
** Cook out (any other method of dismissal) 4**
** SINGLES (-21) **
TheKennedyCurse Dot ball
fullstop Match abandoned due to Cook running away
Mrs Claus Wayne Rooney scores! 1-0
Looks like we might be able to win it.
Good guys doing well at the Gabba, with any luck they can put on a huge score today...