It's August 1914 and Evil (Patriot) Sean Adams has formed the DiS Pals Battalion. Uniquely it covers all three services and all subdivisions thereof, so you can be on a ship, in a Sopwith Camel, a submarine, crawling about with twigs in her hat and a sniper's rifle or in a tank (a bit later on).
You must see active service so there's no cushy backroom positions.
Choose your rank, what kind of service-person you'll be and state what you're bringing to the table in this fight against the Hun.
Balonz is the on the other fucking side, obvs.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pals_battalion in case you don't know what I'm talking about. Idiot.
Failure to get involved will result in court martial followed by execution for cowardice.
We'll all be excecuted for cowardice at some point anyway though, tbhtbf.