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not clicking that.
Getting a chakra can make you infertile.
outside a cafe. Ask strangers to help you when you get stuck.
I really hate seeing people happy together
...but personally, I would find at least a couple of those quite enjoyable.
but this, THIS, is beyond every pale, and I say this as someone a month into a new relationship
all utterly shit but number 17 is genuinely sinister
is that none of them are date ideas. They are all ideas of fun things you might do to try and cover up for your staggering lack of personality on a date.
You don't say "hey do you want to go out with me, thought we could turn stuff upside down at peoples houses?"
Or maybe you do. It's been years.
If you showed up with your ugly date and were just bumbling around my house trying to upturn items it wouldn't be long before I was asking what the fuck you were doing
I would say "dude, don't stress, I'll pop back round tomorrow and put them back the right way up, am hoping to get laid here!"
Have my bed, and please - spunk on my pillows
from an indie Rom Com, played out in a montage sequence with Belle and Sebastian as the background music.
the rest all sound really tiring. think my dream date would be get really drunk and just lie there in bed (no touching)
that I'm doomed to a life of crippling loneliness surrounded by the ever-gathering micro-organisms waiting for me to become edible. Those little bastards.
fuck you, man