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I'm not actually a believer father but I hope if heaven exists that it's for all animals. What do you guys think?
along with broken mobile phones and out-of-date food.
Except the evil ones.
Everything except cats, octopi and slugs.
better to get it over faster actually, life on earth wouldn't be very good for a factory farmed pig
Not respecting God's creatures or giving tacit support to those killing and breaking commandments
Think he should go back to being spiritually confused about condoms
Surely it cuts both ways. No way am I having to battle to get to heaven, with the chance of hell or purgatory or whatever and all those animal fucks are just being ushered in by St Peter. Not on my fucking watch, God.
best pope in ages
what about midges?
I've done myself, again
Small people = M people + heather small (HEAVEN SMALL)
One Night in HEAVEN https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=H4GBotw55to
if both parties are in agreement interspecies meetings can be held on cloud 8 and cuddly/scaly/nibbly /(none of that) mutual fulfillment can occur, thankfully with very little red tape.
All except the seagulls
And cats, cats have allied themselves with satan
Also my chinchilla deserves to have ended up there
benji the dog i had growing up was ace so it'd be nice to catch up with him when i'm dead
Or none of us is joining them.
One of the Lassies is in there, too. The mean one. The one who mauled Timmy!
Felt momentarily guilty but I'm so fucking sick of having slugs in there and this one was behind a pipe which meant I couldn't get to it.
No idea if it went to heaven or not.
I remember as a kid, one of the other reasons I was cast out, now.
I seem to remember expressing that i wouldn't want to go to a place my dog couldn't go.........perhaps I was a more dispicable child than I remember?
I'm allergic to cats!
Eternity in heaven, sneezing all the time? no thank you!
it's up ti each person to decide. Everyone's heaven is their own creation.