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for the first time and doing a sex.
have you never been clubbing?
has had sex with someone before meeting them
about 1 hour and they were probably the hottest person iver ever met and came on to me on a bus. Weird huh.
As a big fan of clichés I'm pleased to report it was the bridesmaid at a friends wedding. As a big fan of my life being an omnishambles I'm also pleased to report that it was a bit rubbish and it later transpired that she was married and the whole thing was a massive fucking mess and I sincerely wish it hadn't happened. Wahay!LADS!
Quickest amount of time between acquiring your copy of nuts mag and buying a new record?
Longest: 7 years
Average: about 2 years
with Mrs Knees :)
why waste time?
but it's three months. I can't be going around bedding strangers, I need time to make sure they're not Tory voters, don't work in HR, or have a limited vocabulary, or talk about how cyclists don't pay "road tax", or just shagging me to set a new personal best for time between meeting somebody for the first time and doing a sex.
Very ashamed but it's true. I had gone to bed quite drunk and my housemate came in a bit later from his night out with a group of people he met on the walk home. A girl in the group came upstairs looking to find something from his room but walked into mine, she very casually got into bed with me and started chatting. I didn't mind because I have virtually no morals and I can't afford to be fussy. I love Brighton.
was at a party at a friends and some girl i'd never met before came out to have a chat. them some drunk guy came out to vomit so we went and had a yarn in some random bedroom and a boom bam wahay.
i have to agree at the time i had no morals and couldn't afford to be fussy.
i love HB
I love it when a load of random usernames that I don't recognise come out of the woodwork to tell us what great shaggers they are
Was a bit awful though and not terribly proud of it. She had a boyfriend in NY and came onto me hard at a party. To the point where people actually said to her "Don't you have a boyfriend?" and she replied "Yes." without even batting an eyelid. Probably a sociopath. They are still together 2 years later. Talked about it in this thread
Pub, sex, etc. I love Palmerston North*
Longest is about 3 years. I should have waited a LOT longer.
*I hate Palmerston North. But just that once....
Met her out one night. Went out with her the following week. Took her home and banged her.
We're getting married next year.
But substituting "We just got married" for "We're getting married next year".
Took her for a drink on (the following) Tuesday
We were making love on Wednesday
And for the next 7 years experienced gradual love-making attrition and got married.
both when out clubbing on valentine's day. Don't think that's a coincidence
to stopping the lift between the 7th & 8th floors
Evidently don't have the same winning combination of ready charm and extreme promiscuity that some of you do upthread.
If we're talking DiSer's...about 5 hours give or take.