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Regale me with bad music jokes
How does James Hetfield like his toast?
(N.b. Both these jokes are excellent).
The scart joke is Anthony Kiedis you plum.
really?? Come on.
he'd probably just GIVE IT AWAY
as he is never going to give (his) view(you) up
His mate says here Drummer bloke (Vince) do you fancy a pint?
The drummer (Van Gogh) replies "No thanks I've got one arm (ear)"
to the extent that it might actually be a colour that somehow combines the two because she really just can't make her mind up?
and the barman says "why the shit albums?"
Boyzone. Because they're all stubborn cunts.
if you imagine a female pop star with a flying insect at the top of her arm?
Think of Taylor's Shoulder Fly.
so this joke is just acknowledging that pun
Are you all fucking quizzers in here or something?
It'll be Chris-mass time!