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What do you do?
Theo's a strictly binary organism, he either loses 100% or 0%.
especially when you are in a restaurant.
Unfortunately this is cheating and WHACK Theo has lost use of his cock and balls.
If he's allergic to me eating onions then frankly that's evolution at work.
In short, fuck him.
They are linked to his olfactory senses but I have no idea in what way.
Spring onions are fine and so are leeks and garlic etc.
You can't go to a restaurant and order something that doesn't state it has onions in it and you suspect does.
"No, I think it's great, I'm just cutting more onions. "
I Can See
I've seen Theo's glasses. He's already lost 90% of his vision.
and what plans he has for using his vision in the future. Then I would make my decision.
so why don't you tell us what this is like?
I'm all about letting the machinery do the work, nice and slow.
does it have to be the whole onion?
or 90% of potential maximum capability?
If you could restore 37% of Theo's lost sight by going on a caravaning holiday (all expenses paid) with Balonz, during which you'd have to shave his genitals and drink from the same flask lid as him, would you do it?
next summer based near West Wittering. We could go crabbing every day!
I don't like it.
Could you have unprotected sex in a shop doorway with someone who doesn't know who Rex Harrison is?
anal warts if you go ahead. This reduces to around 40% if you restrict your activity to necking or 25% by talking about the MOBO awards.
I hope so.
It's a lottery really.
For fuck's sake, Elmo, I can't hold your hand all the time.
I'd like to at least start with hand holding before we get to the nitty gritty.
Have our onions fucked with him?
He moved to Australia.
run from batteries powered by cane toads. Posts can take up to three months.
how come sean's giving the ozzies special privileges?
Have a great Easter everyone!