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I touched one early summer.
Seen loads though.
Touched shitloads between the ages of 4-6. None since. No point.
perhaps 1 1/2 years ago?
Though I may have only touched a donkey and a horse on that occasion.
They have them outside London now and everything.
although I would accept touching a fully intact carcass.
Dead inside. Only comes alive when he's toking on a double-pronger.
'When was the last time you touched a pig?'?
and the herd were standing across the path.
Give them a gentle push and they move out of the way.
My brother did tell me about walking his dog in the fog and bumping into a cow which loudly moooed at him, causing his dog to become aggravated which caused a dog/cow stand off which is funnier than I've just told it.
went to the new forest, worried some cows
the infamous "New Forest Cow Botherer" outs himself at last
but there I touched more cows than you've touched hot dinners.
Thanks for the interest.
I filmed 150 of them. They had waterbeds and everything.
One tried to eat my camera strap. Apart from that they were lovely.
I say good morning to them as I go past most days.
I don't think she liked me though, she moved on to a different patch of grass, I didn't take it personally.
My Mum lives on a cattle farm, has done since I was 6, so I used to do farm jobs and that. Herding, feeding etc. Helped deliver a calf once. Never again. Horrifying.
Cows are cool.