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DiS Official Scotland Xmas MEAT - The 2014 Edition.
Here it is folks, the moment you've all been waiting for!
The Glasgow (*TBC, but let's face it, Glasgow is the only city that's gonna cut it) post-referendum/post-football-humping MEAT.
Everyone welcome, not just Weegies and 'Burghers.
Who's in? C'mon lurkers, lurk no more.
What Friday/Saturday suits most folk? Japes is BACK in a fortnight or so and we wanna see his white bits.
Let's do it!
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hi
lo
id love to even pretend i'd make it
but it's really unlikely unless it's on the same night as my work thing (12th)
just bring the wean along?!
:)
im scottish
but i work friday and saturday nights. hope you pick a good team though.
I'm up on the weekend of the 12th/13th
no concrete plans yet but I'll be cuttin about causin it whatever happens
Can you organsie a Great Cop gig that night?
haha sure
i'll message the lads
I'm about 21st to 28th
Also tonight. Glasgow Airport Spoons at around ten? Great, see you all there. Mine's anything but a Tennents.
I've only just seen this.
Friday 14th or 21st are probably best for me.
That said, if PO/UP brings her crackers again I'll clear whatever's in my diary.
Friday 14th?
I can't use a calendar apparently.
12th or 19th Dec.
Haha
I had fake Xmas yesterday and got the same crackers out of m&s! More dominoes!
We can do any night in December, although I have a friend visiting on the weekend of the 12/13th and I might have to pretend you're my book club guys or something. She is lovely and the most beautiful woman in the world, and having said this I guess we're all meeting on the 12/13th then, yeah.
"All of these boys from your book club are quite quiet..."
"They're not really - I'll link you to a thread that'll prove it."
I'm into beautiful women
Not Sat 6th - Santa Dash is on Sun 7th. Not Fri 19th - work do.
12th genuinely seems to be the clear leader here guys
12th is fine for me too!
I'm coming over on the 10th for Run the Jewels
and then again on the 20th as the gf and I are going to a thing then
you live in Edinburgh?
as in, it's not that hard to get here right?
can't afford additional trips
have exams/submissions/work
ah, my apologies
I'd love to meat my fellow Scots dissers
But make it later pls - I'm back en Ecosse on 20th Dec.
Some sort of Internal Football (+ bants) evaluation is in order.
mibbes aye
mibbes naw
Alright Kenny
hot tub with inflatables in the garage apparently?!
the beautiful friend who was going to be visiting me on 12/13th
can no longer make it. So no beautiful friend, but I'm probably free.
not interested hen
Did you tell her about the potential DiS MEAT?
No wonder she conveniently forgot that she was having her toe nails done that night.
"Even vegetarians love DiS MEAT!"
!!!!!1111!!
Timeline?
12th Dec - Drinks - Crackers - Fun - Keith misses last train to South Lanarkshire.
Probably.
Yip...looks like the 12th
can you all please put your hands up if that is suitable.
might be in london but hopefully not
right what's the plan, we still doing this hot tub in the garage thing?!
Nah, don't be in London. London can wait for a while.
To be honest, sitting in a hot tub with a plethora of bedwetting indie types from a website doesn't tickle my tinsel.
Hows-abouts something like Sleazys (or similar......PO to thread for venue).
sleazys is generally a popular choice
we could always start at the christmas market for mulled wine and other stuff
The Xmas market is usually the place to find PO
not this year!
Cunts have moved it!!!!
ici la
http://drownedinsound.com/community/boards/social/4456554#r8374878
what, it's always been at argyle st?
hasn't it?
nope
used to be st Enoch's Square. now it's right far along Argyle street at next/ M&S.
ahhh I see right
ah well i'm still excited for it, XMAS
i've not been down yet but a friend of mine tells me it's pretty good?!
yeah, it's just a bit of an extra trek
and a bit too bustly with general shoppers.
SLEAZY'S!
As it's round the corner from my house :) Only thing is, we might be doing a house move that weekend now, but if we can get it done this weekend we will. Absolfuckinglutely no way to the hot tub btw, I don't fancy scabies (again) and there is NO way I would be able to persuade my BURMA to come along to that.
well if you move on the night of the 12th
you have a team of DiSsers to help?! :)
I was in absolutely no way whatsoever serious about the hot tub idea!
I'm not moving anywhere
It's not in Glasgow- but actually doing it on a Friday would be crazy, we'll do it on sunday instead :)
And y'all know what that means.....
Sleazy's = BURGERS!!
I assumed the hot tub was a joke!
I'll probably just go to the state and see you cunts in sleazies
need to work off the nerves
Any Scottish dissers about this week?
Am in Glasgow for a few days. Might be free for "a few drinks".
Which days?
I'm actually not in Glasgow much this week #jetsetta but might be around either weds or fri for a bit.
Mebbes Thu eve, Fri eve or Sat day.
Yip I could be around
Good of you to offer to buy a few free drinks Mr Not-So-Evil Sean Adams
Benign Sean Adams
so is this happening on friday then?
i'd be up for a couple
what's the plan?
Well, I can be there (Sleazys???) any time after 5pm
I can be in Sleazy's for 6.30.
i was in sleazys on fri night, ma pal was djing
and we were drinking buckfast, good times!
i'm gonna be catching up with a few people I imagine
but there's a certain inevitability of ending up in Sleazies
im out in town at rab ha's
if youse are all still there i might swing by before going home
w00t
right, so if we do end up in sleazys (we'll definitely end up in sleazys) just mind...
...your buckie intake
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-30394286
I'm looking at you casinobay.
;)
Ha...definitely won't be me!
I'm tee-total!
But when I mix my Coke and Irn Bru I turn into a wild animal, so watch out!
You know you're a wrongun when a news article about you
uses Polmont prison as your hometown.
I only drink tonic wines from the Caribbean. They don't make me angry or violent:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E0gD3xXSGJA&list=PLC8867912D42D44FB
Will try to get along for a wee bit
Got a mammoth round trip on Sat morning to pick up my car in gourock, drive it to Edinburgh to pack up and drive the last of bf's things back to Glasgow. It will be a totally exciting road trip with tunes blaring and service station stops aplenty along the way, but I really can't be remotely hungover for it since the drinking and driving cunts put the limit up. THERE IS ALSO THE RANGERS GAME ON THE TELLY but we'll gloss over that perhaps.
limit down I mean
just in time for xmas too, bloody spoilsporting arseholes.
guys is there anything on just now I should go see/do?
This weekend? I have a list but you know, you guys are way better informed than me these days.
I'm really glad the DiS MEAT is happening this week.
I'll be there....at Sleazys at about 5:30pm
Burger in hand by 5:45pm
Can we have an official roll call for glasgow Dissers festive meat?!
Yip I'll be there - 5:30pm onwards
If anyone else shows up then that'll be a bonus. But I ain't sharing my chips!
i'll be along at some point, as it stands not sure what time
work dependent
i'm hungry now and could really go a sleazys burger
I'll be there (for a wee while anyway)
you know what rough time j-man?
j-man
l-pan-man
wza-man should be representing for a bit. will try and entice ms wza, aka capybara, aka t-woman out.
probs about 7ish ?
I'll be there around half six.
Can someone build a duvet fort so I know where you're sitting?
Flag too, if possible.
I think we can come along for the early bit
but I won't be drinking (I KNOW I KNOW).
so yeah, hopefully about 6 if work isn't too mad.
Hmmm.
5:30 (x2), 6:00, 7:00... GYT be earlybirding. Maybe I should hang back at work until the best parts of six, go straight to Sleazy's (do not pass go, do not collect £200) rather than leave work at bang on four, go home, shave head for japes, schlep back out, then see you there at 7:30. Hmmm.
Desicions, decisions TheWza.
Think I'm going to go for the shaved head look as well. Just for japes.
Decision made.
I'm gonna head along to Sleazies after work for a bit. Probably get there for the back o six. No shaved head for japes.
I've got a big enough shaved head to go round
I think we'll get there for the back of 6 (am awaiting confirmation from big bossman)
I fancy a burger. Can whoever gets there first grab a big booth or table and unfurl the flag, THANKS. We may need to leave about half 7ish though, that's the only thing. x
Confirmation just in
See you at 6 dudes
I was going to change out of my light up Xmas jumper
Because it is silly. But I might keep it on cos it glows/ sparkles in the dark and you'll be able to find us easily (because we're so hard to spot normally.) so yeah, I'll be the one who looks like a disabled child who is mildly pregnant (jumper is pure bulky as fuck and makes me look like I've got a gunt.)
congratulations!!
yeah, I can't stay all night either
Ditto.
back of 6ish for this Disser
so it's looking like the following are confirmed:
PO
TheWza
japes
casinobay
keith
Lo-Pan
what about the fucking rest of you?!
plus my taller half
what about fitzcarraldo? (or is he cross that I called him weesacks?) Can we entice sheeldz west from Rab Has?
aye what about fitz/weesacks?!
ha ha I missed the wee sacks patter!
i've got a football night out that I'd forgotten about, if you's are all fucking off home early I'm oot though as we're heading to West for 7
Maybe just as well
Cos we'd probably turn up in the exact same outfit! :)
DD has a good excuse, she's in Manchester.
But what about the fucking rest of you??
I've got a course assignment to finish amd hand in
so I won't be in attendance
bring it along, we'll all pitch in
Good idea.
What's your assignment about?
Something too dull to even admit on the internet
considering the threads we've had this afternoon that's pretty bad
and severed?
WTF is he, we had it on this date because he was in town!! Oh, he'll be in The State, of course he will. I need to walk past it on my way to sleazy's anyway, so I'll slink in and dig him out.
By the way folks, I can't remember what any of you look like
We actually DO need a flag!
I have the problem that I can't remember anyone's real name, only their usernames
My first name is Casino
you can work the rest out
i'm pretty sure i can remember your name j man
and POs, and keiths
What's keiths name again?
I'll be in my light up Xmas jumper
but not for long as I'm feeling a bit sweaty in it.
i'll almost certainly have a red scarf on
or maybe my black one
I'm running late
Minor crisis on my deal. I'll be there but won't be able to escape for another hour x
JFC. Some week, that. Just clocked off. Walking through George Square RIGHT NOW, you jumped up indie pricks.
I finished really late - just got home.
I'll be there as soon as Scotrail can get me into town.
I'm gonna be a half hour ish
I am HERE
sitting at furthest away table looking lonely as fuck
but feeling on top of the world
I'm at a pals for xmas drinks
there is a chance I'll end up in sleazys later though so if any of you are still around SAY HI!
gah!
we departed at ~nine in order to noise up severed at the state. it was semi-successful.
sorry guys
I completely forgot about this/didnt get into town til like 9, total liability. I went to sleazies after but couldn't see anyone? I then tried to climb a fence into slouch, they weren't into it.
I enjoyed my buckfast but I don't think I drank enough of it.
Bought a Subway and sat innocently eating it on the train home. I got onion in my scarf.
What a shower of absolute reprobates
Never again.
That aside, lovely to see you all, a pleasure as always. Casinobay, great to meet you, you're a gentleman!