I've managed to defeat my wife in all areas of reality TV/soaps etc. Don't have to watch any of that pap apart from this one area. Fucking celebrity jungles shit. Makes November a very bleak time of year. I could handle it if it wasn't every fucking night of the week... and so long too... and so terrible.
What do you have to watch/do that you don't want it?
I do not want to hear from you if you and your partner's/housemate's/mum's hearts beat as one and you imagine them wearing other people's clothes on the tube.
Oh yes and the Apprentice too but that is only once a week so I can handle that just fine, thanks.