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You know the drill
for a 'heavily stained mattress'. no pissing or shitting on it tho
mate in the same house had a girl in his bed and in the middle of the night she got up and ran to the door, then turned round and ran back to the bed, jumped on and doggy style position whipped her keks to the side and pissed massively all over the bed, then curled up next to it and went back to sleep.
in the morning she left and we were all summoned to look at the mess - mattress was soaked through to the other side.
got loads more piss and mattress stories
good luck with the wedding
from kids wetting the bed and milk leakages when I was feeding them
should probably get a new one now they are past all that - do mattress people take your old one away when they deliver a new one?
just dump them down a country road when youre done with them. theyre surprisingly biodegradable
And they magically disappear
in manchester at least, you get 1 free collection of items for recycling/refuse (mattress, white goods etc) a year
then fell asleep holding it and tipped the entire thing on my mattress
no coming back from that really