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If I don't fancy them at the time, I'm still taking some and storing them for later on at my desk, in case they all go.
Before: unedifying hurtle to the kitchen.
After: unsatisfying last bit of Victoria sponge.
I'm not particularly hungry
I've already had firsts but there's only three bits of chocolate cake left and I have it on good authority that it's absolutely delicious.
and you say, 'lovely thanks grab one in a sec'
then pretend to do some work
If they ask you again, go for it
pretend to do work for 5 more minutes then go for it
Stand up and run to the treats, pushing aside anyone in your way. Inspect the treats. If good (cheese) take a good slab, make a brew, then another good slab and then disperse. If bad (shop doughnuts) make a brew and skulk back to the desk.
One day some enlightened person brought in cheese and biscuits for their birthday as opposed to cake. Went down really well, so now about half the time, people do that. I approve whole heartedly.
I regret nothing
not letting that one get away