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but no-one could use any weapons (fist fighting only), who would win?
Scots might also wish to stake a claim
that's why I had to leave
If you know what I mean!
They'd be one of the last to get involved after all the mainland countries had taken each other out. They'd just get the biggest bloke in Iceland to wait on the beach and punch people in the face when they got off the boat.
would just end up picking up people in weight order and putting them on top of barrels.
going to be one of the running jokes
that we've all been keeping to ourselves.
America would bottle it big time without guns
Germany have got form, dark horses.
Can never discount the Balkan regions, big lads.
Gonna go for Mexico as outright winners with their luchadores and propensity for extreme cartel violence.
They love making up drugs that eat away at the body or making spirits that make you go blind.
The bear is no longer roaring it's drunk and dancing to an accordion player with a cigarette in it's mouth
and has been involved in numerous modern conflicts. St Kitts & Nevis perhap?
who can be fucked going there
cause of the population
Some bloke Capoeiraing in front of me.
"nice dancing pal", POW!!!! he's dropped.
Safebruv 1 Brazil 0
Brazillian jiu jitsu and luta livre say you're gonna get ktfo
patio chair and a load of flob? No need to answer.
Brazil would have to off Argentina, Colombia, both Guays and a bunch of other clowns before they even got as far as central America. It's an island that'll win it.
Mad bunch of bastards
of dropping back, waiting for the winter to kill everyone and then BAM advance.
way of the exploding penis
That's as isolated as possible from most of the initial rumblings that can jump in and steal the victory as everyone else tires themselves out.
Therefore I reckon Indonesia, Japan, Philippines would be in with a shout.
With all those martial arts stereotypes thrown in too one of these'd be a dead cert if no weapons are allowed...
Oh we're Europe's top vegan liberal pant wetting city AND we're the toughest stabbiest bunch of fried mars eating shites around.
was the amount of vegetarian/vegan places. WTF man, I wanted to be intimidated by an angry man with a single number of teeth remaining, and all I got was an offer of falafel.
All that high-altitude training, bosh.
Iceland? They'd win it
Good one, Luce.
there might not be many of them but no-ones going to get them on the ground.
Any other answer is just wrong.
A winning combination if ever I heard one.
take it from me, we wouldn't last the night
...about including Finland in Scandinavia, but fuck Russia tbh tbf.
...even if he didn't have his boom stick:
but they used to be soviet so i kind of forgot about them. sorry finland
Or retreat underwater if things got a bit hairy.
someone fire up the doing thread, stat
I'd join the Russians. I feel an afinity with the Cossaks far more than my wet limp wristed Welsh/English brethren
great number of lads
The answers always Finland for this kind of caper...
japan (karate and shit)
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