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No, not a DiS awards show for the end of the year, you big silly.
Glad Marukami got nominated, his sex writing is terrible. I'm sure the translation doesn't help but still...
Dorrigo looked up. A large dog stood at the top of the dune. Above blood-jagged drool, its slobbery mouth clutched a twitching fairy penguin.
:D :D :D :D
It's desk leaving time...
Shakes her hair and it goes past her knees.
We've all been there
the Wilbur Smith one is the worst. Helen Walsh is almost as bad.
"he steps into her"
a really horrific image
"she was as hot as boiling water in a distillation flask"
Had me chuckling.
Deffo using it as a chemistry based chat up line now.
Should probably win for being so awfully generic.
Think the Wilbur Smith is the actual worst in terms of writing, though he is about 90 now and probably ghosted.
Quite like the Flanagan, aside from the last line, though I'm sure that's intentionally bathetic.
It's exactly as bad as I remember Wilbur Smith sex scenes being.