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Do you think you will get an invite? What will you do if you don't?
2. Haven't considered that eventuality
is it a catholic thing?
although if you don't get one i'm sure you'll feel like you have to make a new, super shitlist and put him at the top
In the industry they call that "doing a Raanraals".
Would you rather eat the little sugar bride or the little sugar groom?
And end up ruining EVERYTHING.
over fightstar? smart move.
although please keep august clear for the several festivals that will be taking place in conjunction with it
If so what song will it be to?
so many times in rehearsal
sore throat from all the death metal growls
it all ends up at Balonz's house
(spoiler alert: Balonz lives at the dump)
(to a different dump)
I know because you mention it every thirty seconds ffs
I've already picked out a lovely handheld Dyson for you.
No-one does anything on Boxing Day so makes sense to have it then plus big savings!!
Because of the mad savings on offer.
Me, Ross Kemp, Phil Collins and that bloke from the Crystal Maze are car pooling.
the famous Carnival Game
Splat-the-rat is a totally different game.
I'm talking about Carnival Games, very different
I can't say too much, but xylo, please DO NOT keep the cake in your bedroom. You WILL regret it.
you were married ten years ago today
it's a fucking disgrace
and it was my own...
which is odd, because mrs xylopwn doesnt post so ive no idea what im talking about.
i've been to two DiSers' weddings and 2 others just for the reception
I'm married to Tiramisu.
because I've heard that future Mrs. EmO is a quizzer
because they are a travesty
NOT "adam & steve", zapsta and steved's pub quiz juggernaut
that quizzer weddings are not recognised in the eyes of God.
(as suggested in ma0sm's stupid thread of total shite.)
the one where you suggest Banaflex marries me
My mate Dev DJ'd at the engagement party and said xylo's old dear requested I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For, Run for Your Life and Shop Around at the engagement party. Tunes.
"Fuck off, it's a great track, might even do it karaoke with the wedding band!"
I can just picture his bottom lip trembling as Franny T refers to him as "the bro I never had."
I demand an invite!
that's a bit uncalled for
Thought we were keeping this thread in good spirits
He doesn't cry all the time!
pre-stag bit of fun has turned into a character assassination from people who have made NOTED efforts to have me leave the boards.
I hope the stag do goes better. I know Balonz and Royter have got some brilliant stuff planned.
balonz shat himself
What kind of monster are you?
we all know that xylo will be bawling his fucking eyes out the whole day, marckee's just said what we're all thinking
or whatever Kiwis do?
can't we condemn marckee WHILST laughing at xylopwn crying, simultaneously? Not rhetorical, I need an answer to decide which side to come down on if that's not ok
Smee's stupid, automatic van.
and lol at xylopwn's for-now fictitious tears (I've chosen my side)
Just generous at night, crawling the kerbs, with confectionery
having us all pour over your upcoming wedding, like hello getting access to the wedding day, except it's dis and we're just making stuff up
I was just trying to be nice. I'm making a habit of this.
I'm thinking of fappable
After months of fighting I agreed to go to some wedding from some shitty fucks from our NCT group, people who never go to any of the meet ups. Evening only. Got dressed up, babysitter sorted. But it took us an hour to get the boy to sleep so we left late. Then we couldn't find the shitting unlit place. Turned up and saw the bride immediately who told us everyone we know had gone. Went to the bar, absolutely nailed a pint of director's and then crept out through the side door. I think we spent around seven minutes at that wedding.
you should see me do a one man performance of Spamalot.
we scared the shit out of her getting back at the time and she didn't get to see the end of NCIS.
and then got to the penultimate line, and you just turned into Alan Partridge.
bit rude of the bride to say that, didn't need to be said really no wonder you didn't want to go in the first place
imagine him being at your wedding, surely you can sympathise
Bought my waistcoat and topped up my oyster card especially
If it's scout I'll fucking deck you
Only me and you could see xylo off down the aisle. Same if Hofo ever got married.
It would be such a lovely wedding present to him if wen pull reenact this lovely moment
That a fauxpunk hero who used to be in a shitty band is arranging costumes and photographer RIGHT NOW ;)
I've been to 2 weddings in my life. At the first one I was about 10 years old (relatives' wedding) and the second one, which was earlier this year, was really really nice but we had to vacate the premises by 11pm. So it wasn't really the massive drunkfest I was imagining.
make a bit of a weekend of it.
Where's the stag? Has that been announced. Just checked my emails and can't see anything.
"wherever the whores are the cheapest and filthiest, preferably borderline /completely illegal".
"Feeling a bit low-cost about prostitutes today"
Might just turn up.
that's the law.
My mate who was an usher, ignorant of this rule, accidentally locked the church doors at ours. I'm saving this piece of information and one day in the middle of an argument I intend to declare our marriage null and void.
Marry them all with locked doors and then annul annul annul. Would have saved them all a load of bother.
Pretty sure it's that weekend.
he hasnt mentioned anything
(I must remember to mention it when he returns)
no formal invites, just turn up if you want
"You must Future-Islands-dance under the broom handle to enter!!"
(they lower it slightly for the more elderly guests)
That's harsh but good to keep the old people out (sorry zxcvbnm).
elder people are...shorter
Usher: Bride or groom?
Usher [interupting]: IN THE VOICE, please
Guest: [in gruff metal voice]: the briiiiide
it's 16 days til England and France becomes one
I need to know what to budget for a present.
And I've not been invited to one. Can't see why this would be any different.
otherwise i would have of course given you cilla status
If anything, you should be Best Man!
starts playing a Paramore song on his mobile during the speeches
I suppose it depends how DiS the people have to be for it to count
DiS user Balonz and is also intimate with LaszloPanaflex. Is that enough?
he'll make you a patron of the wedding.
I don't think that means you can come though.
and for £15 the photo will include the bride and groom
For £25 they will hold up a little card with a word of your choice written on it
manage to avoid the inevitable crushing existential anguish for longer than expected x
so tbh it's all just part of the overriding defeat of life that would be ever-present regardless of our choices.
You won't find a better price anywhere else.
you were always my favourite auditor :(
Of course, with the flurry of bets coming in I've had to reduce to 9/1, but we're still not expecting any upsets.
Some eye-watering sums, yes, but nothing suspicious.
If senordingdong is giving away money, I'm no fool
Might have to sit with my back to the ceremony in protest now.
be a masculine child.
But i also remember us arguing about marriage in another thread too :D