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what's the worst kiss you've ever had? love to hear your anecdotes on this
Like, at all. That was weird.
that's... weird. like when people turn your hand during a handshake to exert authority
one thing leads to another and kissing with tongues
wait a minute... have you ever kissed anyone?
*xylo headbutts new Mrs Pwn*
and would i kiss her and tell her the truth, and i literally didn't know that people could get kissing that wrong
my friend and I were in a club and she was snogging this guy and then she just came running over to me, dragging him along and said 'OMG this guy is the shittest kisser ever, please can you kiss him and see how shit he is' and me and the guy just looked at each other and I said erm i don't want to but I'll watch and see if he's shit, so they kissed and I can't really remember what they looked like but he looked really nervous and then she broke away and was like 'aaargggh, what's wrong with you, kiss me like you wnat to kiss me FFS'
Cut my bottom lip on her braces. I'm sure I wasn't any better but at least I didn't cause injury.
found a bunch of other ungrateful teens to hang out with and spent the week getting hammered on snuck booze. managed to cop off with someone I quite fancied, was so drunk that I just sort of leaned forward and hung my tongue out of my mouth. Did NOT see any further action that trip =(
but I find it's a little bit like what I imagine kissing an ashtray is like
Your mum has bad breath!!!!
at her birthday at some terrible social club. Lady in red came on and I was standing in the car park looking at the lake over the fence. She came out and started kissing me and in my suprise I was terrible and she dumped me on the spot. Her tongue was unnaturally cold.
" Lady in red came on and I was standing in the car park looking at the lake over the fence. She came out and started kissing me" it was textbook...
Slavestate wank material?! You fucking disgust me we were 13 ffs
i was drunk, she was high. there was clashing of teeth (grim) and left me with the most horrendous bitter aftertaste (years later i realised it was probably mdma)
Wrong activity for that, pal.
they're supposed to wash clothes
She basically attacked my face and I just went along with it. Wasn't really complaining and sure that I was far from a kissanova at this time.
I think first kiss might be more terrifying than first sexy times. It's pretty obvious what to do for the latter (on a fundamental level), but first kiss? Minefield. So many variables. Frankly I'm amazed I got away with not injuring someone.
i was in the toilets at a gay club and a lesbian couple had said they'd seen me and asked if i was interested in a threesome and then my friend came out of the toilet and went ONLY IF IT'S A FOURSOME and tried to kiss me right on the lips but i wasn't expecting it so probably that
by a girl at a party who must have been about 16 inches shorter than me. after she'd spent a good ten minutes enthusiastically kissing me / trying to dry-hump me, she climbed off, pulled a guilty face and revealed she had a boyfriend.
shortly after I'd played (at her request) Fall At Your Feet, by Crowded House?
My finest hour.
David Brent style?
just burst out laughing!
I felt pretty shitty afterwards, tbh!
up until the boyfriend bit
other than her slight overenthusiasm
Like all the time we were necking she was giggling about it.
to say thank you for my christmas present, she turned her head and it landed straight on her lips.
in Demolition Man then Sylvester Stallone says he's a good kisser and it's like what? you talk like you've had a stroke and you're always sweaty, you must be the worst kisser in the world!
with my first girlfriend when I was 14. Back in the (pre-multiplex) day, the old Odeon cinema provided convenient 'double seats' to facilitate neckers. My gf was only little but she went at me full tilt, slubbering away like a thirsty bloodhound.
Scared me a bit
Got to be one of the shut-ins, right?
second time i we i went out with my girlfriend, went out and got a bit pissed then grabbed a falafel king on the way home. they didnt have any hot sauce so when we got back i chopped up a load of fresh chilli to chuck over the top. started watching High Fidelity for a bit then decided to just have sex instead. I was too busy feeling like a total winner to realise I hadn't washed my hands since the chilli chopping. she started screaming, I took quite a while to work out why (I was still pretty drunk). when i realised the only solution i could come up with was offering to poor some milk on her biffer. ended up with her running from my room to the shower with a towel wrapped round her and tears running down her face, just as my flatmate walked in (having not met her before). needless to say, I didn't have sex that night. But we're still together 2 years later
or not, I dunno
reckon I must be pretty bad, can't seem to close my eyes at the same time without panicking so probably look all weird focusing on someones face about an inch a way, luckily it is a situation that doesn't come up very often
but it wasn't really a kiss. They just pressed their lips against mine - in fact, they pressed their entire face against my face and just held it there, and I couldn't really breathe. So it wasn't just bad, it was terrifying.