This is what I do now, post links to newspaper headlines (some of them massively out of date).
Just intrigued by the whole millions of hearts break comment. I know it's hyperbole but there has to be a degree of truth to it. Occurred to me that there's never been any star (A list or Z list) whose relationship status has been of any interest to me whatsoever.
Have you ever been slightly upset when you realised you couldn't be the significant other of a star? Or even give the vaguest of fucks about such things?