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No need to give details just a yes or no will suffice.
Just kidding. Details please. Someone will be interested.
then had to walk back to the office with a paper behind my bum and then flushed my grundies. Would make a good Scandinavian ten part drama I would think.
Then walked back to the office with a paper behind your bum, before flushing your grundies.
nice bleached out film, bit of drizzle, people looking miserable. We'll be quids in.
get one of the guy who played Sarah Lund's son to play you, and some kind of woodland creature to play Hatfood.
I'm going to remove myself from script duties.
the actor turns out to be a series of smaller actors in a big suit...
with his contacts he'll have this in production tout suite.
Starring Trevor Eve as Royter-Hatfood and Ross Kemp as Balonz.
Starring Neil Morrissey as Royter-Hatfood and David Morrissey as Balonz.
Starring Hugh Bonneville as Royter-Hatfood, Dame Judi Dench as Balonz, and Neil Morrissey and David Morrissey as Morrissey.
Starring Lou Carpenter as Royter-Hatfood and Joe Mangel as Balonz.
Starring Seth Rogen as Royter-Hatfood and Jonah Hill as Balonz.
now PO is going to be banging on about the Titanic again.
can we not go ONE DAY on this damn site without someone, either herself or someone else, making reference to PO and banging?
and it pulled up at a stop and stayed there for ages while we waited for the other driver to arrive. Reckon with a bit of imagination this could be the start of a new series of 24.
he'd thrown it over a house first though, obviously
you'd never get around the other side in time!!!!
Can we fit some girls in bikinis into the story somewhere?
and a stream of ketchup went about 1 metre in the air and landed all over my lap. It will never ever ever happen again to me, I guarantee it, and it was one of my top life moments.
We may need to replace ketchup with mayonnaise.
And the bottle with a cock.
You shook it...then opened it...and the ketchup exploded? That would make a good film.
It entered the air in a long stream, like a longer thinner "n" and got to about 1 metre and then came back down again. It was spectacular.
Walk me through this.
Picked up ketchup.
Shook it vigorously.
Turned the bottle so the lid was facing the ceiling.
Opened the bottle.
Ketchup shot out of the bottle towards the ceiling and did an upside-down U out of the bottle, towards ceiling for about a metre, then came down again and went all over my lap.
This will never ever happen again in my lifetime, despite shaking ketchup bottles almost daily.
A few years back there was a mass drama amongst my friends, involving one of my best mates (A) being cheated on by his girlfriend, in a threesome with another one of her mates and (A)'s housemate and best friend.
He had suspicions and found out via some sleuthing and when it all came out, the whole friendship group exploded. A previously close knit group was torn asunder, with alliances being forged and outrage and hurt flying all over the shop.
I reckon a documentary of the whole affair, with interviews with everyone involved would make for good telly. It was gripping to follow events, but I was somewhat involved I suppose.
and so I was being kept updated. I experienced no sex throughout the whole story.
two posts? fucking hell mate, you wouldn't last half an episode in CTU.
it sounds dead exciting
and found a ring on the floor. I didn't want to hurt her feelings and before I knew it, I'd walked down the aisle.
i offered my hand out to shake to somebody who couldn't use his arms. I didn't know. Might be a the opening gambit of a show about a terrible dinner party.