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Not a modern classic, but a solid haul
And have you ever thought about it/done it?
The answer was unanimously "your mum" until some dadsnet fork and spooner said (and I quote) "yahh having kids but yahhh it was so rewarding yahh".
I thought I was going to die things.
'a wish about your family'
and so on, then there are loads of cubes with words on them and you throw them and you have to create a haiku with the words that land face up, it's the best Christmas present I've ever had
You might be my new favourate diser
like, "How many people have you killed", based on the idea that little actions can incrementally kill someone, things like serving someone with liver ailments an alcoholic drink might count as killing 0.0001 people or something
decided it was a bit heavy for a Friday afternoon though
yours are the best ma0
Have you ever sucked out the insides of a prawn head?
Latest use of panko breadcrumbs?
Apart from Fidel if you had to kill someone on the boards who would it be?
How internet are you?
Gunts - A History
mainly cause I don't want to hurt Balonz's feelings
I mean he doesn't try very hard at it at all, hardly puts in any effort
actually why have none of them got a torchy bit
Taking the ruler to the bathroom was tricky.
or following the natural curves of your body?
that make your feet shed its skin like a snake about ten days aterwards?
admittedly I wasn't washing much (at all) at the time
like all the skin came off my feet in huge chunks. housemates not impressed
my feet are ok just now because 1. i was on a sandy beach not that long ago, which always makes my feet soft and 2. I've been lazy about my running, so there's not too much dry skin. i kind of want to work towards a really nasty dry skin build up so that i can try these.
v v v satisfying would recommend
lashings of drama
i did it
all of them
and tell us what you get.
I was going to start a thread about my surprise at how much the fault in our stares merch they have in hmv, tote bags, mugs, shirts pendents key rings.
was going to start another one on walton-on-thames as I'm thinking of living there
that bad? or you just don't like me
1. Why don't more public toilets play loudish music or radio to muffle public poo sounds ie. straining, farts and the splashes
2. Isn't it good when you don't think a bit of poo is going to flush and then it just sneaks away at the last second
I don't post here much.
You post about as often as there's an eclipse but when you do it's always special moment.
Plus I enjoy seeing Peter Cushing in my mind's eye.
Imagine IF you played 1812 overture (or even worse 'Mars' from the Planet suite)
You would find that shitters would end up (initially) using the loud bits to cover the sound.......but then there would become favourate times that people would want to go, you might actually want to go if 1812 was playing....and then you might have to try to book your cubicle to coincide with the good cannony bits.......which might lead to a log jam (as people are in there for longer......no longer just using the music to muffle, but more using your bombs as accompanyment as your dramatic musical expression..........if you imagine several people feeling the same, then you would up with a chorus of percussive expression......it really doesnt bear thinking about, especially given the enhanced acoustics of loos.
how would workplaces deal with this? they would end up having to play horrible music that you dont want to engage with, that would make you feel dirty to enjoy accompanying.......like coldplay.......do you really want that? you monster
feel like last nights curry is wanting to exit rather rapidly?
Put on 'dont stop me now' and wait for
"Im gonna woah woah woah woah woah EXPLODE"
Disers would end up choosing the playlist for loos with applicable/funny lyrics or rhythm
"Relax" "HUUAAAGGHHH!" DER DER DUM
what do you think of the new _____ album?