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First Category - "Never driven a car Solo"
I look nothing like him.
but there were mitigating circumstances, apparently she had had a 4 day session elsewhere and all her serotonin had been depleted, its never happened before or since, though.....actually I seemed to have taken her phone by mistake, theres a few messages on there.
Shouldn't have ^ Thissed it. Breaking your own rules.
especially when Im checking other peoples fruity phone mail.
in a Turkish prison?
or the space?
pretty sure it's both
Eaten a full English breakfast (never got this; when I wake up I'm usually dry-mouthed and want fruity things), got into a physical fight with someone, eaten caviar, learned to drive, got a proper job, learned how to play chess, caught every Pokemon on a game...
Pokemon is easy as shit.
I used to work in m&s, was working on xmas eve when they had a big staff sale. There was a tin of caviar reduced to £50, obvs no one bought it. We were giving the rest of the stuff to this homeless charity afterwards and my mate offered the guy from the charity a tenner for the tin. The guy said no one would want it anyway so we could have it, so my mate told him to consider it a donation and we sat eating caviar with our fingers in Victoria station on xmas eve
and that's how I knew it was true love