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I'm fully dressed and not really in the mood.
What have you got on?
were the jumper to be bypassed
but definitely had the best sex of my life this weekend.
Quite worrying to set the bar that high.
Good job sadpunk.
I think we should get involved!
We've been together two years, it's not exactly a new thing. It was just..... *faints*
Do you want us to just let you leave it at that?
- "Are you wearing any silk?"
- "No, I'm naked."
- "What's your question?!"
blast from the past
I've got a headache though, sorry.
plus the addition of a scarf. And a cardi not a jumper.
I suppose we should hope his headache clears up soon as well.
kecks, shreddies, socks, shoes
Not had any for over year.
Maybe it's ok then, even.
disapproves of y'all
whilst one of the Chrome tabs simply reads, "Sex Chat".
Good work DiS
Wearing nothing but compression pants right now. Form an orderly queue.
they're covered in paint now though.
Grey t-shirt, wet and muddy, clinging to my nipples.
Bright orange steel-toecaps.
but wearing a leather jacket and gloves which are pretty sexy, right?
And some deeply sensual grey woollen trousers.
My cufflinks don't really match either item.
Excuse me a second.
I broke my nicer pair in a completely non-sex related mishap.
come get me and bring the sweet chilli sauce with you
kung pao my chicken
and slow cook my Mongolian beef.
be downright hoi-sinful
and crack open my fortune cookie
in your sweet and sour sauce
The hell is wrong with you!? <3
Not that I know what you look like.
This will do.
I meant to say a yellow flake hoodie, cos it's cold in here and there was some promo shit lying around
Probably for the best it only causes trouble