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friday "meths's boost" banal thread
i can leave the office in 2 hours and 17 minutes
today i have eaten a packet of minstrels and a large bit of tablet
list your estimated hometime and sugar/sweet intake below...
i can leave the office in 2 hours and 17 minutes
today i have eaten a packet of minstrels and a large bit of tablet
list your estimated hometime and sugar/sweet intake below...
im enjoying my thread being sandwiched between two foppyish threads
Not any more :'(
#never4get
http://i.imgur.com/Mcob0to.png
<3
Is that the right symbol? I'm never sure, it looks a bit wrong.
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FAO meths
Co-op* are selling 2 Boosts for 90p.
*Cozzoes, cozzers, co-peez, whatever shorthand atrocity you want to apply.
tescos have been doing 3 for £1.20 for about a year.
You're welcome.
4 pack for £1 at Morrisons atm
7 for 80p at Lidls
Gonna have cinnamon buns from the Swedish bakery again
WINNER
Have a bag of fruit sherbets at home that I'll be eating a lot of too (trick or treaters get NOTHING).
This'll be the longest afternoon ever though, I have NO work to do and there's no-one on DiS :((((
last line is a real insult to everyone in this thread
nice work 'food
It's too early for this.
I've not had lunch yet.
it's never too early to count down to hometime
is a bit early
Eating some tuc biscuits with the cheese middle
pretty fucking salty
3 hours and 14 minutes
Hey, pi time.
I have had one (1) special Halloween Swiss roll thing and that will be it.
3 hours 25 minutes or something
bit concerned my office currently smells of farts
any windows you could open?
yep, it's as open as it goes
Problem is, so's my aBANDON REPLY
sounds like the fault of the aforementioned spooky swiss roll
"It'll come back to haunt you woooooooooooooooooooooooooo"
not sure there was enough egg in that to cause this
guys, I need a Halloween pun on Taylor Swift.
preferably something to do with "Shake It Off" or "1989". It's for something really important.
And "wank it off" was no good apparently.
official dis twitter had
a great one "taylor scythe"
"spook it off"
?
this is brilliant stuff and you've just ignored it
fuck you and your boost
it was put forward, fear not.
i may've slightly overreacted
enjoy your boost
Scythe sounds nothing like Smith.
but nice effort. Also, if a pumpkin can be dragged in to this, all the better.
Smith?
either way it's rubbish, scarily rubbish
Hmm, we seem to be going with it.
Razor Siwft?
Impaler Swift
ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH
even though any right minded person will realise you came up with that
independently and pretty much at the exact same time as me, no one doubts for a minute that my pun is much better than yours
dis
the domain of right minded people
Impaler Swift
You belong with Smee
oh come on you jerks, this is fucking brilliant^
why do you all hate me so?
I don't even get it?
Unless this was a pm you fucked up?
You Belong with Me
is a taylor swift song....
I get it now
Today I have eaten:
- A bacon roll
- A ham and mustard sandwich
- 2 danish pastries
- Some sweets (misc)
- A slice of victoria sponge
- A jelly
And I've drank 3 cups of tea, a pint of Peroni and half a bottle of that green coke. 3 hours, 16 minutes.
good stuff.
I wouldn't say it's totally responsible for my productivity grinding to an absolute halt
But it certainly hasn't helped.
I can probably get away with leaving in three hours?
officially it should be three hours and 45 mins though.
I've been on a self-imposed ban on sweet stuff, but my local cafe had made my favourite cake of theirs (apple and Earl Grey) so I'm having a Friday treat.
I'm outta here in 2 hours, 40mins
My sugar intake consists purely of the sugar in my coffee, as i've had 4 coffees i've had 4 tea spoons of sugar.
I'm gonna get another coffee! :)
I have the new celtic DVD sitting on my desk.
is the DVD of mo bangura's greatest hits?
he'll be in there somewhere
:)
HOOPY HALLOWEEN!!!!!!!
i used to know (albeit in a friend of a friend way)
the guy who was hoopy the hound
hahaha
I always thought hoopy was an alkie paedo (allegedly etc).
it was a guy from coatbridge
so you're definitely close with the first part
My food intake has been:
A bottle of lucozade pink lemonade 380ml.
A crunchy nut cornflake bar
A packet of minstrels
A falafel wrap for lunch from awesome veg place in Hendon.
A pepsi can
About 1.5 litres of water
I went looking for fake blood
at lunchtime, gave up because of queues so just went home and had a gin and I took off my dress and opened up the door to the balcony and lay down on the floor and let the breeze cool me. I nearly fell alseep but then jules texted me to say can i join her in Meat bar for a wine, so I came back to life. Going to meat bar in about 5 mins thought once I FAX something to holland.
got well bad heart burn
Eaten today:
- handful of mini nutter butters
- granola with almond milk
- 2 caramel heroes
- handful of pic n mix
- mushroom baajee
- rice
- garlic naan
- BIG bottle of cobra
thanks!
nice variety
I've had a light diet today:
4x finncrisp with feta and chilli
4x fox's chunkie cookies
1x tin of chick pea and tomato soup
2x cups of tea
1x coffee
2x custard creams
Chunkies are the tits
is it "baajee"?
i always spelt it baji
Bhaji
aye i missed out the h
2 cups of tea
1 fruit & fibre
2 peanut butter on toast
1 apple
3 maryland hazelnut/choc chip cookies
sorry
fruit and fibre was 1 bowl not 1 packet
what have i eaten?
1 x roll, bacon and potato scone
1 x roll, slice and potato scone
packet of salt & vinegar golden wonder
plate of puttanesca pasta
Block of cheese
bowl of olives
a lime
forgot sweet things-
halloween jaffa cake bar (dark choc though, MING)
packet of viennese whirl biscuits.
i've eaten more than minstrels & tablet btw
was just keeping with the sweets theme
oh
I can't realy taste anything today so everything is sort of halfway between sweet and savoury/ sick.
some fucker has nicked my piss blog idea
and is using it as a force for good! outrage
http://www.mytoilet.org/
feminist bully crew ruining everything, again
I like that picture
I'd like to see more
what?
not down the toilet
just more lonely planet style toilet pictures
www.ratemypoo.com
today's food
beans on toast (1/2 tin of Branstons, 2 slices of bread with real butter)
m&s mexican bean wrap
packet of salt and crakced black pepper crisps
pecan chocolate slice thing
2 coffees and 1 tea, a lot of water
if i had beans on toast every morning
my guts would go full #epimer
probs have it once or twice a week
#halfepimer
i never bother
buttering toast if i'm putting beans on it. However, what is amazing is dairylea spread on toast and then hot beans on top, yum.
this is madness
ok
1 pan o choclit
1 large home made jammy dodger type biscuit thing
1 clementine
1 veg samosa heated in the toaster
thats it
oh and prawn cocktail crisps
from spenos
My food intake today has been impressive, terrifying and expensive
4 eggs with avocado
2 Bacon rolls
Bowl of oats with some chocolate raisins in
Big pasta salad with vegetables and chicken breast
Ham, cheese and pickle sandwich
More chocolate raisins
Drank lots of coconut water today as well.
Its all in my belly gurgling around. RIP in peace me.
...
- bowl of cheerios with yoghurt
- 3 mugs of tea
- falafel and hummous wrap
- salt and vinegar squares
- banana milk drink
TBC
- cinnamon bun
- whatever's for dinner
- sweets
- cup of tea
will need confirmation on that cup of tea by COP
It's my evening cup of tea
Probably Darjeeling. I will be drinking it AFTER close of play. #wildfriday
I haven't made it to mEAT bar
and now I think it's too late. Oh woe.
have you eaten at the ox & finch yet PO?
no
but I saw a friend check in there on Fbthe other day and my nose was botheriong me, so I looked them up. I really fancy giving it a try! have you?
nope not yet, but i hear good things
you didn't ask me, but i've been in a few times
it's really nice but have had to eat again later that night after it both times due to not feeling full
apologies for not asking you fitz
but thank you for your critique nonetheless
no need to apologise my man
hope you have a good weekend!
likewise paisan
we had a buffet lunch for someone's leaving do
intake:
two sausage rolls
scotch egg
some salad
two onion bjahis (homemade)
two samosas (homemade)
chicken leg
load of tortilla chips
massive bit of chocolate cake
three cadburys fabulous fingers
pineapple juice
coffee
I also ate half a tub of hummus with a spoon earlier because I was hungover.
Will be eating around seven more chocolate fingers before I leave work.
Bored.
update:
just had another bhaji.
calorific intake
3 x coffee
1 x herbal tea
1 x glass of milk
1 x slice of toast with butter
1 x banana
1 x bowl of granola
1 x square of chocolate tray-bake thing (bit shit)
1 x sandwich (Quorn ham stuff and cheese, bit of mayo and a smear of HP)
1 x pack of crisps (Walkers sa1t and vinegar)
1 x apple (Cox)
1 x pear (not sure, I think Rocha)
water (800ml apx.)
How are there still two hours left?
How? I'm not even sure I can stay awake that long.
2 hours to go
just had a 'fiendish fancy'
feel sick
I have been to the stationery cupboard
and got a nice new folder. Inot it I have placed my housekeys and my vapouriser and a notepad. I am going to 'head to a meeting room', slip out the back and nip to my flat for a vape and a gin. I'll come back at 4.15 and then it will be nearly hometime.
guys I'm so bored
quite literally reading about Mongolian dried meat
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Borts
Baby, I'm Borts
= Mongolian Lemonheads tribute act
guys?
it's a no, I'm afraid
check out this delicious sauce made of anchovies...and salt!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Budu_(sauce)
:D
just been for a poo
omg me too
?
www.ratemypoo.com
INSANIA
can't believe I've got over an hour of this shit left ffs
4mins left
stay strong
i've decided i'm gonna order pizza tonight
I had my boost in case you were worried.
about half an hour left
Leaving at 5pm
Shouldn't leave until 5.30pm but I'm the only one of my team who works on a Friday. My rebellious nature will be my undoing one day.
you are living life on the EDGE
FAO therwarn
You done with the meetings?
4 fucking minutes
33 FUCKING minutes
byebye honeyz x
fuck this
bye everyone
Off to the Isle Of Wight now guys.
smee you later
x