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friday "meths's boost" banal thread

fitzcarraldo [Edit] [Delete] 128 replies 13:43, 31 October '14

i can leave the office in 2 hours and 17 minutes

today i have eaten a packet of minstrels and a large bit of tablet

list your estimated hometime and sugar/sweet intake below...

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  • im enjoying my thread being sandwiched between two foppyish threads

    fappable | 31 Oct '14, 13:45 | X
    • Not any more :'(

      ma0sm @fappable | 31 Oct '14, 13:47 | X
      • #never4get

        http://i.imgur.com/Mcob0to.png

        fappable @ma0sm | 31 Oct '14, 14:10 | X
        ma0sm this'd this
        • <3

          Is that the right symbol? I'm never sure, it looks a bit wrong.

          foppyish @fappable | 31 Oct '14, 14:11 | X
          • 💪

            fappable @foppyish | 31 Oct '14, 14:30 | X
  • FAO meths

    Co-op* are selling 2 Boosts for 90p.

    *Cozzoes, cozzers, co-peez, whatever shorthand atrocity you want to apply.

    Jeremys_Iron | 31 Oct '14, 13:47 | X
    • tescos have been doing 3 for £1.20 for about a year.

      meths @Jeremys_Iron | 31 Oct '14, 13:53 | X
      • You're welcome.

        Jeremys_Iron @meths | 31 Oct '14, 13:54 | X
        badmanreturns this'd this
      • 4 pack for £1 at Morrisons atm

        confrontedbybears @meths | 31 Oct '14, 14:24 | X
      • 7 for 80p at Lidls

        ma0sm @meths | 31 Oct '14, 15:38 | X
  • Gonna have cinnamon buns from the Swedish bakery again

    WINNER

    Have a bag of fruit sherbets at home that I'll be eating a lot of too (trick or treaters get NOTHING).

    This'll be the longest afternoon ever though, I have NO work to do and there's no-one on DiS :((((

    Royter-Hatfood | 31 Oct '14, 13:47 | X
    • last line is a real insult to everyone in this thread

      nice work 'food

      fitzcarraldo @Royter-Hatfood | 31 Oct '14, 13:53 | X
  • It's too early for this.

    I've not had lunch yet.

    ChintzyLacroix | 31 Oct '14, 13:47 | X
    • it's never too early to count down to hometime

      fitzcarraldo @ChintzyLacroix | 31 Oct '14, 13:52 | X
      • is a bit early

        crisps @fitzcarraldo | 31 Oct '14, 13:58 | X
        meths this'd this
  • Eating some tuc biscuits with the cheese middle

    pretty fucking salty

    Songs_about_ducking | 31 Oct '14, 13:48 | X
  • 3 hours and 14 minutes

    Hey, pi time.

    I have had one (1) special Halloween Swiss roll thing and that will be it.

    Epimer | 31 Oct '14, 13:49 | X
  • 3 hours 25 minutes or something

    plasticniki | 31 Oct '14, 13:50 | X
  • bit concerned my office currently smells of farts

    Epimer | 31 Oct '14, 13:57 | X
    • any windows you could open?

      fitzcarraldo @Epimer | 31 Oct '14, 14:02 | X
      • yep, it's as open as it goes

        Problem is, so's my aBANDON REPLY

        Epimer @fitzcarraldo | 31 Oct '14, 14:04 | X
        • sounds like the fault of the aforementioned spooky swiss roll

          fitzcarraldo @Epimer | 31 Oct '14, 14:06 | X
          • "It'll come back to haunt you woooooooooooooooooooooooooo"

            foppyish @fitzcarraldo | 31 Oct '14, 14:08 | X
            Epimer this'd this
          • not sure there was enough egg in that to cause this

            Epimer @fitzcarraldo | 31 Oct '14, 14:11 | X
  • guys, I need a Halloween pun on Taylor Swift.

    preferably something to do with "Shake It Off" or "1989". It's for something really important.

    And "wank it off" was no good apparently.

    meths | 31 Oct '14, 14:12 | X
    • official dis twitter had

      a great one "taylor scythe"

      foppyish @meths | 31 Oct '14, 14:13 | X
      • "spook it off"

        ?

        fitzcarraldo @foppyish | 31 Oct '14, 14:16 | X
        • this is brilliant stuff and you've just ignored it

          fuck you and your boost

          fitzcarraldo @fitzcarraldo | 31 Oct '14, 14:34 | X
          ma0sm this'd this
          • it was put forward, fear not.

            meths @fitzcarraldo | 31 Oct '14, 14:36 | X
            • i may've slightly overreacted

              enjoy your boost

              fitzcarraldo @meths | 31 Oct '14, 14:41 | X
      • Scythe sounds nothing like Smith.

        but nice effort. Also, if a pumpkin can be dragged in to this, all the better.

        meths @foppyish | 31 Oct '14, 14:18 | X
        • Smith?

          meths @meths | 31 Oct '14, 14:19 | X
          • either way it's rubbish, scarily rubbish

            foppyish @meths | 31 Oct '14, 14:21 | X
            Royter-Hatfood this'd this
            • Hmm, we seem to be going with it.

              meths @foppyish | 31 Oct '14, 14:31 | X
        • Razor Siwft?

          Smee @meths | 31 Oct '14, 14:32 | X
          • Impaler Swift

            Smee @Smee | 31 Oct '14, 14:32 | X
            • ARGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGH

              foppyish @Smee | 31 Oct '14, 14:33 | X
              Smee this'd this
              • even though any right minded person will realise you came up with that

                independently and pretty much at the exact same time as me, no one doubts for a minute that my pun is much better than yours

                Smee @foppyish | 31 Oct '14, 14:40 | X
                ma0sm, Royter-Hatfood, foppyish, and meths this'd this
                • dis

                  the domain of right minded people

                  foppyish @Smee | 31 Oct '14, 14:57 | X
    • Impaler Swift

      foppyish @meths | 31 Oct '14, 14:33 | X
    • You belong with Smee

      UnicornPorn @meths | 31 Oct '14, 14:45 | X
      • oh come on you jerks, this is fucking brilliant^

        UnicornPorn @UnicornPorn | 31 Oct '14, 15:11 | X
        • why do you all hate me so?

          UnicornPorn @UnicornPorn | 31 Oct '14, 15:43 | X
          • I don't even get it?

            Unless this was a pm you fucked up?

            meths @UnicornPorn | 31 Oct '14, 15:49 | X
            • You Belong with Me

              is a taylor swift song....

              UnicornPorn @meths | 31 Oct '14, 15:55 | X
              • I get it now

                ma0sm @UnicornPorn | 31 Oct '14, 17:16 | X
  • Today I have eaten:

    - A bacon roll
    - A ham and mustard sandwich
    - 2 danish pastries
    - Some sweets (misc)
    - A slice of victoria sponge
    - A jelly

    And I've drank 3 cups of tea, a pint of Peroni and half a bottle of that green coke. 3 hours, 16 minutes.

    Steved | 31 Oct '14, 14:14 | X
    • good stuff.

      meths @Steved | 31 Oct '14, 14:20 | X
      ma0sm, Finton_Stack, and Royter-Hatfood this'd this
      • I wouldn't say it's totally responsible for my productivity grinding to an absolute halt

        But it certainly hasn't helped.

        Steved @meths | 31 Oct '14, 14:27 | X
  • I can probably get away with leaving in three hours?

    officially it should be three hours and 45 mins though.

    I've been on a self-imposed ban on sweet stuff, but my local cafe had made my favourite cake of theirs (apple and Earl Grey) so I'm having a Friday treat.

    nice_squirrel | 31 Oct '14, 14:17 | X
  • I'm outta here in 2 hours, 40mins

    My sugar intake consists purely of the sugar in my coffee, as i've had 4 coffees i've had 4 tea spoons of sugar.
    I'm gonna get another coffee! :)

    I have the new celtic DVD sitting on my desk.

    Lo-Pan | 31 Oct '14, 14:20 | X
    • is the DVD of mo bangura's greatest hits?

      fitzcarraldo @Lo-Pan | 31 Oct '14, 14:23 | X
      • he'll be in there somewhere

        :)

        Lo-Pan @fitzcarraldo | 31 Oct '14, 15:11 | X
        fitzcarraldo this'd this
    • HOOPY HALLOWEEN!!!!!!!

      UnicornPorn @Lo-Pan | 31 Oct '14, 14:41 | X
      • i used to know (albeit in a friend of a friend way)

        the guy who was hoopy the hound

        fitzcarraldo @UnicornPorn | 31 Oct '14, 14:48 | X
        • hahaha

          I always thought hoopy was an alkie paedo (allegedly etc).

          UnicornPorn @fitzcarraldo | 31 Oct '14, 14:52 | X
          • it was a guy from coatbridge

            so you're definitely close with the first part

            fitzcarraldo @UnicornPorn | 31 Oct '14, 14:54 | X
  • My food intake has been:

    A bottle of lucozade pink lemonade 380ml.
    A crunchy nut cornflake bar
    A packet of minstrels
    A falafel wrap for lunch from awesome veg place in Hendon.
    A pepsi can
    About 1.5 litres of water

    niallKP | 31 Oct '14, 14:26 | X
  • I went looking for fake blood

    at lunchtime, gave up because of queues so just went home and had a gin and I took off my dress and opened up the door to the balcony and lay down on the floor and let the breeze cool me. I nearly fell alseep but then jules texted me to say can i join her in Meat bar for a wine, so I came back to life. Going to meat bar in about 5 mins thought once I FAX something to holland.

    UnicornPorn | 31 Oct '14, 14:28 | X
  • got well bad heart burn

    Elaina_Casoolare | 31 Oct '14, 14:43 | X
  • Eaten today:

    - handful of mini nutter butters
    - granola with almond milk
    - 2 caramel heroes
    - handful of pic n mix
    - mushroom baajee
    - rice
    - garlic naan
    - BIG bottle of cobra

    thanks!

    meowington | 31 Oct '14, 14:43 | X
    • nice variety

      I've had a light diet today:

      4x finncrisp with feta and chilli
      4x fox's chunkie cookies
      1x tin of chick pea and tomato soup
      2x cups of tea
      1x coffee
      2x custard creams

      Smee @meowington | 31 Oct '14, 14:46 | X
      • Chunkies are the tits

        Finton_Stack @Smee | 31 Oct '14, 15:09 | X
        Smee this'd this
    • is it "baajee"?

      i always spelt it baji

      fitzcarraldo @meowington | 31 Oct '14, 14:47 | X
      • Bhaji

        UnicornPorn @fitzcarraldo | 31 Oct '14, 14:47 | X
        • aye i missed out the h

          fitzcarraldo @UnicornPorn | 31 Oct '14, 14:50 | X
  • 2 cups of tea

    1 fruit & fibre
    2 peanut butter on toast
    1 apple
    3 maryland hazelnut/choc chip cookies

    gonad | 31 Oct '14, 14:48 | X
    • sorry

      fruit and fibre was 1 bowl not 1 packet

      gonad @gonad | 31 Oct '14, 14:49 | X
  • what have i eaten?

    1 x roll, bacon and potato scone
    1 x roll, slice and potato scone
    packet of salt & vinegar golden wonder
    plate of puttanesca pasta
    Block of cheese
    bowl of olives
    a lime

    UnicornPorn | 31 Oct '14, 14:50 | X
    • forgot sweet things-

      halloween jaffa cake bar (dark choc though, MING)
      packet of viennese whirl biscuits.

      UnicornPorn @UnicornPorn | 31 Oct '14, 14:51 | X
      • i've eaten more than minstrels & tablet btw

        was just keeping with the sweets theme

        fitzcarraldo @UnicornPorn | 31 Oct '14, 14:52 | X
        • oh

          I can't realy taste anything today so everything is sort of halfway between sweet and savoury/ sick.

          UnicornPorn @fitzcarraldo | 31 Oct '14, 14:54 | X
  • some fucker has nicked my piss blog idea

    and is using it as a force for good! outrage

    http://www.mytoilet.org/

    Royter-Hatfood | 31 Oct '14, 14:51 | X
    • feminist bully crew ruining everything, again

      Royter-Hatfood @Royter-Hatfood | 31 Oct '14, 14:52 | X
      plasticniki this'd this
    • I like that picture

      I'd like to see more

      Elaina_Casoolare @Royter-Hatfood | 31 Oct '14, 14:52 | X
      • what?

        foppyish @Elaina_Casoolare | 31 Oct '14, 14:58 | X
        • not down the toilet

          just more lonely planet style toilet pictures

          Elaina_Casoolare @foppyish | 31 Oct '14, 14:59 | X
          • www.ratemypoo.com

            zxcvbnm- @Elaina_Casoolare | 31 Oct '14, 15:45 | X
  • today's food

    beans on toast (1/2 tin of Branstons, 2 slices of bread with real butter)
    m&s mexican bean wrap
    packet of salt and crakced black pepper crisps
    pecan chocolate slice thing
    2 coffees and 1 tea, a lot of water

    plasticniki | 31 Oct '14, 14:53 | X
    • if i had beans on toast every morning

      my guts would go full #epimer

      fitzcarraldo @plasticniki | 31 Oct '14, 14:55 | X
      • probs have it once or twice a week

        plasticniki @fitzcarraldo | 31 Oct '14, 14:59 | X
        • #halfepimer

          fitzcarraldo @plasticniki | 31 Oct '14, 15:09 | X
    • i never bother

      buttering toast if i'm putting beans on it. However, what is amazing is dairylea spread on toast and then hot beans on top, yum.

      UnicornPorn @plasticniki | 31 Oct '14, 14:57 | X
      • this is madness

        plasticniki @UnicornPorn | 31 Oct '14, 14:58 | X
  • ok

    1 pan o choclit
    1 large home made jammy dodger type biscuit thing
    1 clementine
    1 veg samosa heated in the toaster
    thats it

    Elaina_Casoolare | 31 Oct '14, 14:56 | X
    • oh and prawn cocktail crisps

      Elaina_Casoolare @Elaina_Casoolare | 31 Oct '14, 14:57 | X
      • from spenos

        Elaina_Casoolare @Elaina_Casoolare | 31 Oct '14, 15:03 | X
  • My food intake today has been impressive, terrifying and expensive

    4 eggs with avocado
    2 Bacon rolls
    Bowl of oats with some chocolate raisins in
    Big pasta salad with vegetables and chicken breast
    Ham, cheese and pickle sandwich
    More chocolate raisins

    Drank lots of coconut water today as well.

    Its all in my belly gurgling around. RIP in peace me.

    Splenic_Artery | 31 Oct '14, 14:59 | X
  • ...

    - bowl of cheerios with yoghurt
    - 3 mugs of tea
    - falafel and hummous wrap
    - salt and vinegar squares
    - banana milk drink

    TBC
    - cinnamon bun
    - whatever's for dinner
    - sweets
    - cup of tea

    Royter-Hatfood | 31 Oct '14, 15:00 | X
    • will need confirmation on that cup of tea by COP

      ohgood @Royter-Hatfood | 31 Oct '14, 15:42 | X
      • It's my evening cup of tea

        Probably Darjeeling. I will be drinking it AFTER close of play. #wildfriday

        Royter-Hatfood @ohgood | 31 Oct '14, 15:48 | X
  • I haven't made it to mEAT bar

    and now I think it's too late. Oh woe.

    UnicornPorn | 31 Oct '14, 15:13 | X
    • have you eaten at the ox & finch yet PO?

      Lo-Pan @UnicornPorn | 31 Oct '14, 15:15 | X
      • no

        but I saw a friend check in there on Fbthe other day and my nose was botheriong me, so I looked them up. I really fancy giving it a try! have you?

        UnicornPorn @Lo-Pan | 31 Oct '14, 15:19 | X
        • nope not yet, but i hear good things

          Lo-Pan @UnicornPorn | 31 Oct '14, 16:12 | X
      • you didn't ask me, but i've been in a few times

        it's really nice but have had to eat again later that night after it both times due to not feeling full

        fitzcarraldo @Lo-Pan | 31 Oct '14, 15:19 | X
        • apologies for not asking you fitz

          but thank you for your critique nonetheless

          Lo-Pan @fitzcarraldo | 31 Oct '14, 16:13 | X
          • no need to apologise my man

            hope you have a good weekend!

            fitzcarraldo @Lo-Pan | 31 Oct '14, 17:34 | X
            • likewise paisan

              Lo-Pan @fitzcarraldo | 31 Oct '14, 19:34 | X
              fitzcarraldo this'd this
  • we had a buffet lunch for someone's leaving do

    intake:
    two sausage rolls
    scotch egg
    some salad
    two onion bjahis (homemade)
    two samosas (homemade)
    chicken leg
    load of tortilla chips
    massive bit of chocolate cake
    three cadburys fabulous fingers
    pineapple juice
    coffee

    I also ate half a tub of hummus with a spoon earlier because I was hungover.

    Will be eating around seven more chocolate fingers before I leave work.

    Bored.

    we_blew_it | 31 Oct '14, 15:20 | X
    • update:

      just had another bhaji.

      we_blew_it @we_blew_it | 31 Oct '14, 15:56 | X
  • calorific intake

    3 x coffee
    1 x herbal tea
    1 x glass of milk
    1 x slice of toast with butter
    1 x banana
    1 x bowl of granola
    1 x square of chocolate tray-bake thing (bit shit)
    1 x sandwich (Quorn ham stuff and cheese, bit of mayo and a smear of HP)
    1 x pack of crisps (Walkers sa1t and vinegar)
    1 x apple (Cox)
    1 x pear (not sure, I think Rocha)
    water (800ml apx.)

    crisps | 31 Oct '14, 15:29 | X
  • How are there still two hours left?

    How? I'm not even sure I can stay awake that long.

    Steved | 31 Oct '14, 15:29 | X
    Royter-Hatfood this'd this
  • 2 hours to go

    just had a 'fiendish fancy'

    feel sick

    badmanreturns | 31 Oct '14, 15:30 | X
  • I have been to the stationery cupboard

    and got a nice new folder. Inot it I have placed my housekeys and my vapouriser and a notepad. I am going to 'head to a meeting room', slip out the back and nip to my flat for a vape and a gin. I'll come back at 4.15 and then it will be nearly hometime.

    UnicornPorn | 31 Oct '14, 15:45 | X
  • guys I'm so bored

    quite literally reading about Mongolian dried meat

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Borts

    Royter-Hatfood | 31 Oct '14, 15:51 | X
    • Baby, I'm Borts

      = Mongolian Lemonheads tribute act

      Royter-Hatfood @Royter-Hatfood | 31 Oct '14, 15:51 | X
      • guys?

        Royter-Hatfood @Royter-Hatfood | 31 Oct '14, 15:54 | X
        • it's a no, I'm afraid

          ohgood @Royter-Hatfood | 31 Oct '14, 15:55 | X
          ma0sm this'd this
          • check out this delicious sauce made of anchovies...and salt!

            http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Budu_(sauce)

            Royter-Hatfood @ohgood | 31 Oct '14, 15:59 | X
    • :D

      meths @Royter-Hatfood | 31 Oct '14, 15:52 | X
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  • just been for a poo

    crisps | 31 Oct '14, 15:52 | X
    • omg me too

      plasticniki @crisps | 31 Oct '14, 15:54 | X
      • ?

        www.ratemypoo.com

        zxcvbnm- @plasticniki | 31 Oct '14, 15:55 | X
        Royter-Hatfood this'd this
      • INSANIA

        crisps @plasticniki | 31 Oct '14, 16:10 | X
  • can't believe I've got over an hour of this shit left ffs

    plasticniki | 31 Oct '14, 15:55 | X
    zxcvbnm- this'd this
  • 4mins left

    stay strong

    fitzcarraldo | 31 Oct '14, 15:56 | X
  • i've decided i'm gonna order pizza tonight

    Lo-Pan | 31 Oct '14, 16:08 | X
  • I had my boost in case you were worried.

    meths | 31 Oct '14, 16:41 | X
  • about half an hour left

    plasticniki | 31 Oct '14, 16:42 | X
  • Leaving at 5pm

    Shouldn't leave until 5.30pm but I'm the only one of my team who works on a Friday. My rebellious nature will be my undoing one day.

    sadpunk | 31 Oct '14, 16:45 | X
    • you are living life on the EDGE

      plasticniki @sadpunk | 31 Oct '14, 16:46 | X
  • FAO therwarn

    You done with the meetings?

    Finton_Stack | 31 Oct '14, 16:45 | X
    Lo-Pan this'd this
  • 4 fucking minutes

    crisps | 31 Oct '14, 16:56 | X
    • 33 FUCKING minutes

      Finton_Stack @crisps | 31 Oct '14, 16:58 | X
      badmanreturns this'd this
  • byebye honeyz x

    UnicornPorn | 31 Oct '14, 17:03 | X
    sadpunk this'd this
  • fuck this

    bye everyone

    plasticniki | 31 Oct '14, 17:11 | X
  • Off to the Isle Of Wight now guys.

    meths | 31 Oct '14, 17:11 | X
    • smee you later

      x

      zxcvbnm- @meths | 31 Oct '14, 17:18 | X
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