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Where's the best place you've pissed?
hired a "rehearsal studio" from a guy in Southampton once. Turned up, turned out it was his living room. He took the cash and left us to it, 2 minutes into our rehearsal, there's a banging on the door, with complaints from the shop below wondering what the fuck we were doing.
Not the first time he's pulled this shit off apparently. Couldn't get in touch with him then, he didn't have a mobile number, so we packed up and left. As a parting gesture I pissed all over his house.
Now you.
Was reading this thinking that the thread title
was irrelevant until I got to the last line.
My favourite was vienna airport, looking out at the planes.
Seems a disproportionately unpleasant thing to do.
and an extraordinary amount of liquid to be carrying in one's bladder
it was a horrendous thing to do
I shouldn't have done it
"best"
wrote the title
then remembered the tale, then didn't put any more thought between the two. Was a terrible thing to do, it's true.
Nobody is buying into your johnny-come-lately contrite bullshit!
THIS IS A FUCKING DISGRACE AND SOMETHING NEEDS TO BE DONE!
starting to side with elaina
soPUNK
Really don't think I have enough to cover a house in that
even with one of my heaviest loads.
Would anyone describe this thread as hateful?
It's kind of made me hate maosm
to be fair
this was in the days before tripadvisor
Probably the shower.
Has this ever been discussed?
This thread's backfired a bit
no one is even answering the question anymore.
Want to rehearse at my house?
I'll be lying on a plastic sheet in my bedroom for after the neighbours knock.
It's a secret.
piss alley
probably my favourite place in the world in fact
Into the toilet, with the seat up
LIKE A GOOD BOY
On a policeman's shoe in Camden
Not something i'm proud of.
Not buying any of the faux-shame in this thread
Just wear it. You loved it. You're a terrible person.
i didn't love it though, I made a mistake,
OK I NEED TO READ
THE WHOLE THING BEFORE REPLYING.
were you pregnant
because I think you're ALLOWED to if that was the case.
how on earth did you manage this?
Ok
Through the letterbox at a conservative club
We were a bit naive and didn't really realise that conservative clubs were just relatively benign places where old dodderers got together to drink a few pints of subsidised mild and read the Daily Mail and not exactly the evil headquarters of the Tory Party.
I'm worse than ma0sm (don't worry I know I'm not actually worse that that monster)
Don't worry about it
Statistically, a few of them were probably racist.
I think I've probably pissed much worse places
but I don't want to be as widely and thoroughly despised as ma0sm
I've got just the thread for you
Eclipse bar, W Hotel, Barcelona
gents urinals have a great view down the coastline.
in the hole of the 17th... hole of the Royal and Ancient Golf Club of St Andrews
A couple of days before a tournament was being held there (probably just that shitey celebrity one)
Think the last time on here I said I'd drunkenly stumbled about that place I got told I was bullshitting and security would be far too tight to make it into the course. It's next to a fucking beach, you don't even have to hop a fence at some bits along it.
not a patch on my friend, though
Who drunkenly teabagged every one of the back nine holes (wheeey) the night before the celebrity tournament then sat at home watching it, gleefully declaring "HAHA GARY LINEKER'S TOUCHING MY BALLS" every time the (golf) ball was retrieved from one he'd befouled.
epic tale maosm
Perhaps a disproportionate punishment, but the piss will have dried and he'll still have your rehearsal money