Your are viewing a read-only archive of the old DiS boards. Please hit the Community button above to engage with the DiS !
All I want is:
No extraneous chat, please.
Roof of mouth (towards the front)
Meat feast pizza
Taking hot tray out the over and bit of the tray was exposed/not covered by the tea towel.
That's some fast-living right there.
Putting my arm in the fire
due to heavy (stolen) Costa coffee cup and hot beverage inside. Poor design, or fat fingers, or both.
Ran into a pot of boiling potatoes when I was 10, spent the summer looking like Harvey Dent
kettle boiling water
pan of boiling water + spaghetti
had pizza for dinner, burnt mouth on grilled corn on the cob.
that if you put a canary in it, it would die from the carbon monoxide levels
"why were you off work yesterday reece?"
I hope this isn't a sad story and I've just been really insensitive
I could get away with most things at that job. There were bats on my train which made me a few hours late once.
and no, whilst Carbon monoxide poisoning is an important issue that everyone should be aware of and take the appropriate measures to protect themselves from, this was just me not fancying a Monday.
it's only a... MINER BURN!!!!!
I'm putting this on my CV, don't take this away from me, it's cold in here
From taking something out the oven. Another one slightly further up my arm, happened a few days later from the exact same thing.
Unusual shower arrangements.
It's like we're all channeling balonz these days.