I sleep with a beenie baby toy frog, which I've been sleeping with since age 10.
I always pretend he's one of my high school crushes though, which I've done every fucking night of my life since noticing girls (and sadly, being a goon, I've never gone beyond pretend snuggling).
you become aware of all the terrible things that could befall you and your loved ones. natural disasters, manmade crises, the human race's capacity for evil, etc.
I believe creaky has a very big, very cuddly teddy to hug away the convergence of impending terrible things he can see oh so clearly.
because other kids did and I thought it was normal. I had a little frog called 'Fred' who I decided should be my favourite so I slept with him in my bed for a bit. But in reality my heart wasn't in it and I was only pretending to care about it.
i.e. when I'm home alone. he's call spike, he reeks. Last night I was feeling like I needed ot kind of clasp onto something/ dry hump in the night, so spike got flung out of bed and I turned my massive new 'feels like down but isn't' pillow into my fake massive teddy.
and presumably because of this thread (not my browsing history) there are ads on this site for a shop for teddy bears, china dolls etc called "the chinaman"
it's a photo book about bears tha people have had for years, it's quite sweet = has all the bears and their ages and annecdotes about them
here are soem pictures from it
no
When she takes her teddy off she's bare if you fucking know what I mean!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
no
Nor do I
I heard some of the cooler boys say it once.
tell me their names
i'll be talking with their mothers
if you fucking know what I mean!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
no
I know for a fact she's a nevernude.
all my cuddly toys have their own lives now
Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he put on a dress and played girl bunny?
as a young teenager I found the fucking toaster attractive
turned on at least 98% of the day, very distracting
Neither did I. I was just asking.
fuck off, mate
The Fonz?
why don't you tell us if you do first
and stop just doing these ask questions threads that feels like you're just compiling dossiers on everyone
Okay
Yes I do.
I sleep with a beenie baby toy frog, which I've been sleeping with since age 10.
I always pretend he's one of my high school crushes though, which I've done every fucking night of my life since noticing girls (and sadly, being a goon, I've never gone beyond pretend snuggling).
...
too far?
Okay I apologise
everyone yearns to snuggle with people they fancy though, right?
I'm 45 years old and the father of a fifteen daughter.
I own a house and a car.
I have a beard.
Of course I still sleep with a teddy bear.
And my Mum looks under my bed last thing to make sure there are no monsters.
Fifteen daughters!
Oh, here's Jimmy typing
Yeah fifteen.
Still, I always wanted my own football team.
life gets harder when you get older
you become aware of all the terrible things that could befall you and your loved ones. natural disasters, manmade crises, the human race's capacity for evil, etc.
I believe creaky has a very big, very cuddly teddy to hug away the convergence of impending terrible things he can see oh so clearly.
When I was about 7 or 8 I tried really hard to sleep with cuddly toys
because other kids did and I thought it was normal. I had a little frog called 'Fred' who I decided should be my favourite so I slept with him in my bed for a bit. But in reality my heart wasn't in it and I was only pretending to care about it.
"they're all dead now"
yeah except it's a guinea pig called Dennis
I generally have him resting just under my chin 🍼
awww
just had a look at the top of my wardrobe and Flumpy is still up there
he's the best.
Never gave a hoot about cuddly toys as a kid
but I'd wake up every now and then with the megazord or optimus prime in my bed.
Do I still do it now? No, they are spikey and made of plastic, and when you roll over on them a couple of times, you learn your lesson.
Ban him. For his own good, and ours.
No, don't ban me.
I'm feeling kinda lonely at the moment. It won't be for my own good.
Yeah don't ban him
He's by no means the worst
Yes. His name is Teddy
I've had him since birth. Technically he just rests on the pillow next to me, or at the foot of the bed.
Sometimes
i.e. when I'm home alone. he's call spike, he reeks. Last night I was feeling like I needed ot kind of clasp onto something/ dry hump in the night, so spike got flung out of bed and I turned my massive new 'feels like down but isn't' pillow into my fake massive teddy.
no
and presumably because of this thread (not my browsing history) there are ads on this site for a shop for teddy bears, china dolls etc called "the chinaman"
no
but i know where titch is right now
he's in a box
#bestbear
I used to have a teddy bear called Godzilla
It made my reception teacher chuckle
has anyone seen this book
it's a photo book about bears tha people have had for years, it's quite sweet = has all the bears and their ages and annecdotes about them
here are soem pictures from it
https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=much+loved+book&safe=off&espv=2&biw=1011&bih=772&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=i8JHVMGgFKmS7AbH9oCwDg&ved=0CAYQ_AUoAQ
no.
However, my bear is called giles beardreth.
I've said too much.