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In light of yesterday's thread I was wondering if you would divulge if you close the lid on the toilet after doing a massively stinky shit? As in an attempt to contain at least some of the stench.
In light of yesterday's thread I was wondering if you would divulge if you close the lid on the toilet after doing a massively stinky shit? As in an attempt to contain at least some of the stench.
I always leave it up
so anyone coming along after me doesn't have to go through the anxiety of opening the lid, unsure of what might be in there.
Side note: always like seeing the expressions of two people (when I'm not one of them) passing each other, one coming out of, the other going into a cubicle.
All my excrement smells lovely though, like rose water or something.
I have been advised to close the lid but it seems a bit bolting the stable door
"wouldn't go in there for a bit
it was absolute MARE!?!?!?!?!"
I always close it during the flush, then open it
when i studied toilet studies, that's what they told us to do.
Also, it's a shame I missed the "an" in that above post.
I assumed the missing an was an NI thing
thanks for giving me the benefit of the doubt
never really got the point of the lid
seems like an afterthought. Seems like somebody's trying to kid on that you can put a plastic cover over a toilet and its becomes a fucking chair. Seems like some fucking cunt is trying to make a fool of me, absolutely not having it, fuck off.
I sit on the lid
when I am bathing my child in the bath next to it. Sitting clothed on the seat would just seem weird. Otherwise nah.
Stops things falling in, dropped toothbrushes and the like.
That's what I've always thought.
Oh yeah come to think of it
the lid has saved me some embarrassment and wet fingers when I've been juggling my faberge eggs in the bathroom and fumbled a bit... NOT!
Work on your brushing technique mate.
Alright Safehands McGee
Only actually dropped my keys in the bog, but it was very annoying. Briefly.
SOMEBODY in my office
Seems to think putting the lid down is better than, or a replacement for, cleaning the pan when they're finished. They can't have failed to see the gigantic shit-streaks they left, but just chose to hide it away for the next person to discover.
I can't comment on whether it contained the stench, so this probably isn't any use to you. I feel a bit better though, so there's that.
Our 5 year old keeps sleepwalking into the bathroom and pissing all
over the lid, presumably he is dreaming that it's open. For this reason I have special dispensation to leave the toilet fully open over night.
He's pretty cute when he's sleepwalking though.
Great cover story, Daddy-o
"oh he's also sleepwalked into the kitchen and polished off your birthday cake!"
"oh he's also sleepwalked to the computer
and has looked up some FNMC* again"
*would work better if I could remember what it was
hate it when the seat has
hairs and fluff at the back point where the cheeks meet, near the edge.
Really?
I fucking love it!
ah who am I kidding
I drop to my knees and lick up the fluffy treats every time
Similar to this subject...how much airfreshner is too much?
The men in my office think that using at least half a can of airfreshner is the answer to masking their deployment of a chocolate gateau. Not only does it make things worse - as for some reason airfreshner seems to keep the smell in the air for longer, mixed with a sickly sweet floral aeroma, but you get the delightful additional acidic aftertaste/smell in the back of your mouth and clings to your hair and clothes like shit to a toilet bowl.
you also become conditioned to associate airfreshner
with shit and piss
Yeah scented babywipes now just pavlov the shit out of my nostrils
there's a certain type of handcream, I forget the brand
that on smell just reminds me of wanking as a teenager and instantly arouses me.
Hi, how's it going?
lol at chocolate gateaux
but don't want to think of this association ever again
I miss Judge_B
http://drownedinsound.com/community/boards/social/4199165#r4886308
Fucking hell guys.
Do you know how far your shit spreads if you flush the loo and *don't* close the lid? Jesus.
here we go:
http://www.prevention.com/health/healthy-living/how-toilets-spread-germs
http://www.webmd.com/a-to-z-guides/features/germs-in-bathroom
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/04/21/toothbrush-germs-_n_5127448.html
Cheers.
Capt poo gas: "Time to spread out team, the job is done and the cheeks have been removed"
Private poo gas: "captain"
Capt poo gas: "what is it private?"
Private poo gas: "We don't know what to do, they left the seat down"
Capt poo gas: "Oh, well we'd better just stop existing then because that's what leaving the seat down does jfc"
we covered this in toilet studies
People who leave the seat down are the same who call their parents home "home", love button flies
& buy vinyls
Past tense perverts who wet themselves when they think about the concept of NOW
Seat and lid should be down at all times when not in use,
is that really that difficult? Really?
Really pisses me off when we have guests and they DON'T put the lid down.
I leave other people's toilets the way I find them
THROUGH THE DOOR LOL
do you want me to piss in the sink
because I will