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Fuck off everyone else. You young/old* twats.
*delete as appropriate
Not quite sure what to say now.
did somebody SAY SOMETHING?
You 30+ers speak in tiny whispers because you're SO OLD!
You're not angsty bags of hormones, and you're not staring death in the face as your body errodes.
So shut up.
For thirty or more years.
don't care about being 30 as much as i did when i was 25
For less than 26 years! How's your nappy rash you bunch of silly babies?
this is what I'm talking about
But you had David Gray
Good age, maybe the best age.
Looking forward to it. Unless I accidentally become part of the 27 Club first of course, let's hope not eh
If so good luck on the pull.
But then I am neither a musician or famous in any other way, so I'm probably in the safe.
HOWEVER, if it were sexual conquer thing, what would it be? Having nailed a certain amount of people by the time you're 27/28 or what?
so feel you're really missing out by not getting my input.
Yourself into a retirement home already, Gramps!
You're like a loom or some kind of watermill. Quaint, nice to look at maybe but essentially bereft of use to us.
*a little poorly, with a bit of a sore back, and a slight injury in my knee.
they're literally the worst. wearing trainers and hoodies, queuing up to eat at trendy new restaurants, writing comment-is-free articles... desperately hanging onto the last threads of their youth without dignity or grace
old and curmudgeonly, hating life and all things fun :(
TWENTY NINE YEAR OLDS REPRAZENT!
BE HAPPY WITH WHO YOU ARE!!!
I was thinking of doing a thread called something like "signs you are approaching 30" but now we have this instead!
Biggest/clearest sign in my life: sooo many friends getting engaged/married/preggers (not necessarily in that order. Apart from the first two obviously). So yeah I've gone back to being a student and fled the country (y)
Bit of pop culture for you there, folks.
(I just want to be included)
Too old to be young
Too young to be wise
turning 30 will suck, eh?
but let's CELEBRATE THE END OF OUR TWENTIES WHILE WE CAN!
but i can guarantee that i will go proper weird around my birthday and freak out a bit
stop trying to connect!
He was a pioneer.
There'd be no PenisDarkness PenisDarkness without him.
not in our very select demographic.
and when it died i buried it in a shallow grave in my garden
did that more than a few times
there's an ancient tamagotchi burial ground at my mum's house
My mum buried my sister's Furby in the back garden when it broke.
Hope I don't live to see 28, I'm embarassingly crap at doing anything adult so it's only going to get worse as I get older.
Always worth living. :'(
I don't literally mean to censor you, I just mean it's sad to see you're still suffering so much.
I feel bad that I've posted something cringey and whiny in a fun thread which feeds the cycle.
Thanks though Theo!
too young to complain about it
which was it's own reward
Shut it down please.
nooooooothing compares TO BEING TWENTY-SOMETHING#
Or like Benjamin Button?
Do I have to stay out until then? I keep telling people I'm 26 now.
Now you can stay.
Anyone going out later? Or maybe just staying in?
At this age we have options, guys, let's not be afraid to use them!
Blimey. Tough paper round I assume...
...my mum always tried to teach me to respect my elders. Even if that was less the case of the years than the mileage.
Thought it would be obvious that I was joking as:
a) plasticniki seems awesome so why would anyone be mean to her, and
b) I'm way older than her
In mitigation, I did leave a Berlin travel tip for her in the Thursday thread earlier :(
We can all be friends again!
(Except me because I'm too old.)
Don't worry bout it.
It's already forgotten you crazy old lush!
Can I just hang around here for a bit? I won't get in the way.
Hi-tops, baseball cap on backwards, combat trousers and a t-shirt with a palm tree/exotic location on it.
Bit noisy in here. Can't hear myself think.
But you've got to let me in here it's terrible in the other ones
I can get a fake id
I'll do anything
Today I played the princess game that's on my duvet cover with my soft toys and had a Kinder Surprise and listened to the new Taylor Swift song on repeat and drank squash through a crazy straw and coloured in pictures of animals and watched a CBBC programme.
Can I still be part of the club?
at 26 without people (loudly) judging the hell out of me.
how are you all doing?
so glad that guntrip isn't allowed to join myself, Balonz, thewarn, zxcvbnm and shucks in here, partying with the cool cats.
and watched rosey and jim and dint need a iphone to call ur mates cos u KNOCKED on their door!!!!!!!!!
is the best age going. One gets taken seriously and you're not tool old.
Still, it's a mere 3 years away from noticeable body decline functions and needing a nap every day. Enjoy it while you can.
Big fan so far, half-way through now though! 28/29 year-olds, how does it compare?