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Been meaning to do one to test myself against their magic hypnosis and laser beam eyes.
You could float in on a cloud of utter calm and serenity and they'd still say you were dead stressed and you needed a big pile of L. Ron's literature to calm you down.
and then walking off shouting I NEVER WANTED TO BE IN YOUR STUPID CLUB ANYWAY L.O.L.
Look what happened to him.
£20m a film.
Go for it.
and did one about one year ago. They forgot I was coming and appeared a bit disorganised when I arrived, but the lady who gave me the test was really nice.
Bottom line was that I was really stressed and dealing weith everyday situations the wrong way. She drew this lline graph based on my results and the line was constantly in the red, meaning really bad and something needs to be done quick.
To be fair at this point I was expecting her to give me the hard sell but instead she gave me advice like do more exercise, meditate, appreciate friends and family more. Maybe she was a really bad Scientologist. Even when I showed some interest in joining them she urged me to go away and think about first, rather than sign up there and then. I then left and bought a pizza.