(Things falling on you not necessarily causing) Death from Above (feat Killer Mike and MC ShitThread)
Watched amused as conkers fell on to a couple in a convertible behind me in traffic recently. They weren't hurt and seemed to think it was funny too.
Haven't been hit by bird shit in a while.
Coconuts may not kill as many people per year as we're always being told.
Bout time people got off their backs.
Coconut water was £2 a litre in Asda recently, should have cleaned up. It's back to £3.48 now.