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this morning. I told him I'd read the qu'ran and get back to him.Probably can't ever go back now, right?
but it sounds quite old and I reckon the pages might stick together in the steam room
plus you might get some steamy sex out doing so, so why wouldn't you?
so I know how it starts and ends, then if he asks me if I'd read it I can say something like 'Yeah, I never would have guessed Mustapha was behind it all along'. As long as he's convinced that I've read it then I expect he will leave me alone and never bother me again
Spoiler alert for fuck's sake
wasn't having any of it. cheeky fucker!
awards dinner the other week, and the guy next to me tried to covert me to scientology. Says all of my fears are born out of past life trauma and i need regression therapy.
Bet I could convert them
that is what we are
but inside it's wet
oh no! it's full of steam!
sounds like a ridiculously convoluted euphemism.