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Bit haunted by the little cum face Mourinho pulls when Wenger pushes him
Should probably stop watching it, tbh.
how long until the games? Are they tomorrow?
Find it hard to measure time during an international break.
"When a man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute. But let him sit on a hot stove for a minute and it's longer than any hour. That's relativity."
- Roy Hodgson
and the following Friday
Your post was half correct. It's just confusing and I have to say I'm slightly distressed.
What a hero. Such a shame he's not on ITV anymore. I love his hate.
Wonderful that it all leaked because the put in on sale in Tesco Burnage by accident.
Got offered two tickets at £10. Hope there's loads of goals.
"Look at Russell's track record. He certainly deserves to be given a chance. After all, Cardiff gave a chance to a mediocre manager from Watford and he took the club to the Premier League. I did, however, give him a lot of money to spend for that - in fact, too much money."
by really hoping that Gibraltar get heavily thrashed and humiliated in all their games and then their players get swamped by monkeys at the final whistle. That'll cheer me up.
They make Spain look more like a bunch of precious little crybabies than usual.
I hope the England team get swamped by monkeys.
gets swamped by monkeys. Partly for irony/right on reasons, partly just for the whole monkey swamp thing.
what about that two-all at the weekend? Whey-o-whey-o *gets Royter in a headlock*
ie you BOTTLED IT. Big bunch of bottlers.
PS shit chip shop for wankers
*stares into distance*
10 shots on target all season (7 games). Like McLeish never left.
playing football again
this is nice http://www.birminghammail.co.uk/news/midlands-news/aston-villa-hero-stiliyan-petrov-7886085
after recent goalfests and results against the likes of the Maldives this one could go either of three ways.
but bascially that^. feeling underenthused by these internationals, I mean I'll watch the the home nations* because I'm not a prick, but I might need to set up some tasty bets to keep me interested.
*probably not wales, sorry.
Clyne Cahill(vc) Jagielka Baines
Sterling Barkley Lallana
Subs: Hart, Dier, Shaw, Delph, Dyer, Rooney, Berahino
- - - - - Hart - - - - -
Jenks Chambers Jagk Gibbs
- - - GazBaz Wilshere - - -
Walcott - - - - - - - Oxlade Ch
- - - - Welbeck - - - -
if you're not forward thinking and dynamic enough to accept starting with only 9 outfield players #tikitaka
Any 18 reasonably healthy adults of voting age or above.
clyne -- cahill -- jagielka -- baines
henderson -- wilshere
walcott -- sterling -- chamberlain
fuck fielding 11 players
Would probably have to get Shawcross instead.
Won't make the slightest bit of difference.
when they're not playing England but are playing at the same time as Ireland, I mean
Always good fun.
My personal highlight there was when someone lost the remote for the first five minutes of a home match against Macedonia, so we were stuck with 100 angry football fans watching Holby City/some guy streaming the match on his phone.
Eventually someone found the remote, stuck on the match. Within moments Macedonia scored, cue chants of 'HOLBY, HOLBY, HOLBY' ringing out...
My revised England match-day squad:
Clyne Cahill(vc) Jagielka Baines
Sterling Barkley Lallana
Subs: Hart, Dier, Shaw, Delph, Walcott, Rooney, Rodriguez
Jay Rodriguez is a proven goalscorer up top but can also provide cover at left attacking midfield. Walcott is a the kind of player who's purely defined by his pace and, although his final product is often lacking, speed is something which can be really useful in the dying stages of must-win games, so he's earmarked as a last 10 minutes substitute.
Really think this team could do the business, especially with the salt-of-the-earth grit and determination of a lad like Mark Noble leading the team in the centre of the park.
"Wenger was in a position to sell Ozil to Bayern Munich and bring Cesc Fabregas back to the Emirates, before the Spanish playmaker signed for Chelsea."
100% worth reading for no. 5 alone.
really fun imagining keane's face when he got through to robbie's voicemail.
hartson sat on a bus eating crisps
but he'd have looked a hell of a lot more natural eating crisps on a bus than playing professional football.
#2 is superb: "Fuckin’ ‘Dancing Queen.’ It worried me. I didn’t have as many leaders as I thought."
can't forgive him for that
Even when he's managing them.
but I thought he might come up to us, with his long hair, and give us a lift"
-Hello, Sparky. Now I know Robbie's legs are going but can you just confirm that his hair is still long? It is? Name your price."
stop this madness and make todays thread for the sake of sanity.
this thread is broken anyway. really annoying.
no one's actually playing are they?
must be tonight. PLEASE let it be tonight.
deffo nothing tonight
thought it was just a break where we sit and think about what international football has done.
you're justifying royter.
I'm now completely in favour of a new thread.
ie playing fixtures in a foreign country for no good reason. The twist this time is that instead of it being a 39th game it'll just be one of the regular 38 - season ticket holders are going to love that.
I hope it gets shot down again, IN FUCKING FLAMES. Shit idea, no fans.
but only because it'll maybe be so bad that it'll push capitalism slightly closer to collapse
he's made about 50 references to it already before he posted that. Completely ruins it
everyone has to send blue items to Roy Keane until he apologises to Pablo Couñago. And you have to take a no-make-up selfie of yourself with the item as you post or hand it to Roy Keane.
Eiffel65 as their dressing room music.
focus on bentaleb for a bit
do you mean ryan mason?
with goals in the 89th, 91st and 93rd minutes.
looks like he's about to tell Anelka to get off his land
Can't find a decent clip, but him jogging along behind Maradona en route to his Wundergoal always warms my cockles.
that's quite good
we are an actual joke. Unbelievable.
ozil, walcott, gnabry, ramsey, arteta, diaby, debuchy, sanogo, giroud, monreal. Koscielny will probably need surgery at the end of the season, mertesacker's sort of not-quite-but-nearly injured afaik.
Just need chamberlain and wilshere to be clattered by a builder from san marino in a few days to complete the set.
Is that a joke?
and then he suddenly stopped appearing on the bench. Assume injury.
He did a brilliant job at West Ham too, as Andy Carroll's performances show.
they detected a (3 month) injury that Arsenal hadn't spotted. Weird.
as soon as he touched down in munich.
also 3 months = middle of july.... what was he doing then?
he felt pain during the chelsea game but wanted to play through it...
Wasn't that good of him. I'm so glad he did.
This story is not going away :(
Not sure I care tbh, it's not as if Fabregas was some kind of injury-free demi-God, and I don't really believe all that first refusal bollocks anyway.
This makes me want to go on a Cesc rant.
Woah, I almost did something very silly
"Bayern Munich made a bid and presented Arsene Wenger with an opportunity to rid himself of Ozil"
lets sell a player on the off chance that he gets an injury in october that puts him out for three months.
The point is that Arsenal were stupid enough not to sell Özil and sign Fabregas. That's bad enough in itself. Fabregas has racked up the same number of assists in the league as the whole of Arsenal's team combined so far this season. The fact that it's had another consequence in Özil's injury is just a freebie of gloom for Arsenal, and if they'd done the right thing and sold Özil/signed Fabregas they wouldn't have run into this problem now. That said, as others have pointed out it may be a blessing in disguise as Özil isn't good enough for a Premier League top 6 starting lineup at the moment. Still, whoever replaces Özil in Arsenal's first team is obviously not going to be anywhere near as good as Fabregas.
your problem is that you crossed that line about 14 months ago
it means they have no real response...
it normally means they don't have any real response.
normally means not having any real response at all...
not Yaya Sanogo. It's a nonsense argument though - barely two months into a season following a World Cup (which Fabregas barely featured at and Ozil won).
We should've just bought them both. They could take it in turns and we could cure this bitter hurt that is makes is sad so.
if they had Özil or that Germany wouldn't have won if they had Fabregas?
you're a relentlessly boring cunt.
And you're online calling a stranger a cunt.
Also, I'd argue the fake bets that you spew out every weekend (again a strange thing to be doing at your age) are far more boring than anything anyone else posts.
you two aren't the same person?
or currently had more players out than title favourites United.
11 weeks til the tranny winder reopens.
The revelation that pencils and infirmary (possibly) aren't the same person has really thrown me
to slag me off?
And I instantly thought he was KiK. Still not convinced that he isn't, even though this would mean he's arguing with himself up there.