Is it because they're so thick they can't understand games worth playing?
Football - hardly uses the foot, constant set plays that go wrong, too many ads and stoppages, The Who play at half time.
Baseball - silly rounders played in a little corner of the room in silly tights
Basketball - best of the bunch, but really just lanky dudes running around a really hard court, no tactics to speak of and the guy from The Shining in the audience.
Not after a ruck, honest.