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pull your fingers out for fucks sake
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scared someone he knows on mumsnet is gonna recognise him somehow and see the toothbrush story
She might be a psycho. I might be for all she knows.
i've met a few from here and they've all been lovely
(a pint on someone's trousers)
first thing you say is 'are you a psycho?', the secret is if she says 'no' that means she is, if she says 'I might be' or 'you'll find out soon enough' that means she's not
"Hi! I'm RFWare. Thank god you look normal, I thought you might be a psychopath HAHAHAHA"
Just blurt out "I'M NOT A PSYCHO!" at the earliest available opportunity. Also I read somewhere that women find men who blink too much untrustworthy, so keep your eyes wide open for a while after this.
I would advise anything but a handshake.
Just after 'are you a psycho?'
Angst thread until midweek sorry everyone you'll have to wait.
Also remember to not tell her you love her until after the third drink.
(twelve month contract, i moved out after eight months because it was a shitpit)
(someone else took over the direct debit though)
the contract has now expired. i emailed the only not-useless guy there yesterday to see about either changing it over to his name or cancelling it. he's yet to reply. how long do i have to wait i can just go ahead and cancel it?
(i'd quite like to cancel it)
just do it
just grief them
Give him more than a day to respond!
I can't be bothered to try and deal with Virgin Media's horrible customer service on a Friday afternoon, so he's probably got until Monday.
Have a good afternoon all!
we should have done board member exchange prgramme today with mumsnet. (or has that happened already and i missed the memo?)
That's where all the non-dry (wet?) ones will be.
but I promise you it's mindshatteringly tedious
and it was just me 'making up stories to try and get attention'. Its fine though I think they really care for my feelings so have arranged a special car to take me home!!!! Thank you Carlisle Hospital! Hope it is a fast car so I can boast about it to my Brother
it was Ed Tudor Pole
i made a Magnum P.I thread
can do a photo follow along thread if you want.
what d'you all reckon
but jfc it was 2 years ago, feels like about 6 months
so needs doing again
not make your day? That was a thriller.
after the ecstatic joy that was balonzmumsgate, isn't it?
imagine what this place is like on a Friday night when all you office drones are out drinking your misery away
and I've got nothing to help with this. I've run out of condiments and ideas.
Every time I read the word my brain says "Bass solo, take one. BNRRRRRRRRRR"
Khans of Tarkir came out and we nerded out and got that instead. All the intro decks.
I need to get in on this apparently our club are now playing khan's in draft we were playing Magic 2015 before and shockingly I actually managed to grind out a win.
and it's great having everyone rocking three-colours too. Don't see that round our way much these days.
this has the potential to be the weakeast tonner of my dis career
To set you up financially for life?
I hope The Final Countdown has let the lads of Europe live a comfortable existence.
when even my worst ramblings would net minimum 100. Stock in Xylopwn was at an all time.
Then after the various rise and fall points (and several more falls) it was nothing but mire.
Now I basically executive produce threads.
to the train station, luckily this time I was able to get the driver to drop me off just away from the station and I have got him to go and check for 'them' outside the station and if the coast is clear come back and get me, it has been 10 mins now and he hasn't returned, getting a bit dark now so hopefully there isn't a storm.
given me a taxi after even major operations. That's quite good JT
through before I realised the connotations of the name of that TV show and started trembling with fear and I think they thought I was going to faint again so just decided to get me a taxi
have a good weekend dissers
alirght I'm gone