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I just sashayed over to the photocopier and bent over it coyly.
The office went fucking ballistic.
So that was a nice image.
Not a nice image
so you can imagine that.
It's a wonderful thing.
It's kind of ruined the thread for me. I thought it was all a kind of joke on perceived male/female things.
A chick with a dick.
no-one noticed :(
not gone as see-thru as I anticipated.
before putting it as far in my mouth as possible.
So my colleagues can't see me. I could phone one of them and talk dirty?
And then sent a sext to my boss.
Have you blanked out sending me all the dick pics over the summer?
Very, very sensually.
now my hairy nips are on display you can cut the sexual tension in here with a knife.
Donna's just phoned HR, says she needs to speak to them urgently. Think a threesome could be on the cards.
and did a shit whilst the car watched looked on.
quiche today. Not a traditional lunch choice, but it goes off today so what are you gonna do?
It's not dinner is it? Breakfast? You have fucked it big style. BIG STYLE!
never as a standalone event
I had a pulled pork sandwich.
to be honest sadpunk, I didn't even check, because when it comes to quiche, I'm not fussy
They do a lovely quiche downstairs. £4 a slice, though. Bit extreme. Might get some. Hmm. Quiche.
fucking lovely it is. Hot and not too set (the failure of many a quiche).
I have only ever had it at lunch.
My worst fear is that I'll finish the quiche and my tastebuds will be expecting something else to follow it
or are you suggesting having two lunch items which are intended to be standalone lunch items TOGETHER!?
It's the only way you'll learn.
Quiche is good though and I'd definitely have one for dinner.
do what you like, I couldn't give two shits about your stinking life.
I'm saying that a quiche is primarily a lunch food. PRIMARILY.
I've just eaten.
Willa is the new Cilla!
is it really worth it?
and I've started harvesting the toenails, so yes!
and I was in my first year at University, I remember a friend of mine leaving a video playing on a computer in the library. It was of a man dancing sexily, wearing nothing but see-through pants. The camera then zoomed in on his arse whereupon he soiled himself.
so that next time someone uses it a big red cock and balls will appear.
Now we play the waiting game.
Samphire and Cheddar.
Too much quiche, bit full now, definitely ham in there and onion.
It's like a church bring-and-share lunch round here today.
In an old job I worked at, me and a fellow colleague had a competition to see if we could get a meaningless nickname to stick for one of the new starters. I chose "quiche" he chose "shoes".
He's still called "shoes" by people who work there to this day :(
as samphire is mostly paired with fish it is unusual to see it coupled with cheddar.
King of Food
rarely any good.
Don't get me wrong, it can be alright. Problem is, it's never amazing, and 90% of the time disappointing/out and out shit.
what can i do involving them?
then climb up on your desk and fire them out like a spud gun