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I'm going for a piss and then lunch in a minute.
Please populate this thread with praise and/or hilarity.
I'm making you look a right mug.
I don't have time to separate out non-essential tasks like you lowly drones.
while another guided your flow to the correct destination?
Long story short, they faxed my sandwich to Japan and I pissed in my own mouth.
is one of my favourite ongoing DiS sagas.
Why are you so anti-quiz?
and an uncle the following year.
Friday's must be very painful for you at the minute.
A misplaced apostrophe took his mother two years after that...
ours is middling-to-bad.
also middling to bad. But I'm a bitty hungover so rice and spicy mince with some nachos is always going to taste good.
Our chef left recently and I figured it was all down to him. Turns out the new guy's basically just as bad.
ah yeah, i like this thread.
Is anyone an Assistant Editor or know one who wants a job? (#LOLdon)
I reckon he'd be really good at it too
don't get this*
bunch of capitalists
2-3 months work
bit of editing to do (extras, outtakes, etc)
apply with CV by PM
That's goes, 'UP in the atmosphere, UP where the air is clear'
I love that bit
That advert for a takeaway ordering app that's on at the moment with the 'Wouldn't It Be Nice' soundtrack. The baby sees his mum's baps and does a Tim Henman fistpump and it is fucking weird and wrong. Thanks.
sounds piss easy, boss is a bit of a cunt, but reckon you could get away with about 25 sickies a year
and not turn up, see if they pay you anyway
really hoping everyone fucks of to the pub at 4ish