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If you disagree, you're wrong.
Who's the attention seeking twat now?!
(P.S. it's you. saps.)
(ps check your PMs for a fucking thorough dressing down)
Too mean. Christ.
I like to break a tooth on a banana. So under-ripe that they barely taste of banana.
Might as well get your chops round your mum's vibrator and take a multivitamin pill.
Then probably some antibiotics.
Just not in a banana
I'm disgusted by your suggestion. You've set a new low for these boards.
you've absolutely fucked it up big time here.
leave him be
we've all done ourselves rising to this twat's bait.
and a girl pulled out a properly green banana, which she then started to eat. to make everything worse, she opened it from the bottom and ate it that way.
Have a long hard think about how bananas grow before you answer this.
but what are you going to do, eat three bananas?
I like a tinge of green on the stem, just a touch of crunch when you peel it. The really ripe ones can be overpowering at times, almost makes you cough.
Ate one of them already. Will probably manage another this afternoon. I'll push through and polish off the third this evening, just to spite saps.
too much potassium in the blood can also cause nerve and muscle problems leading to difficulty breathing, weakness, tingling, numbness and paralysis.
that is what a very ripe banana smells like - nail polish remover
The ripening process produces a number of volatile chemicals from sugars such as alcohol (some countires make banana beer) and ketones such as acetone which is found in most nail polish removers
over to epimer to describe the organic chemistry that underpins ketogenesis from sugars
shoving them up your bottom.
Think it through, 'raals.
Inflicting the smell on everyone else.
Congratulations on having your own office.
By the impregnable walls of my own (work) fortress of solitude.
by leaving a banana in the top drawer of my desk while I was on holiday for 3 weeks. Not clever, just grim :(
The bananas look too ripe too. You'll need to neck them in one sitting to avoid one of them going a bit wrong.
I had bananas at a similar stage of ripeness in the kitchen a few weeks ago and someone threw them in the bin. Fucking outraged.
I'm actually incensed.
that is the best level of ripeness