Just received this email:
"Yet again there is NO milk left. We order more than enough milk for the whole week for everyone for drinks only but STILL people are using it for their breakfasts, how many emails do I need to send to remind people of this. I have more than enough to do than leave my desk to go into to town to buy milk."
I'm one of the people using it for breakfast. Anyone else living a glorious life of crime at the moment? Will also accept tales of office-based milk disputes.