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Just made a cup of tea and went to put the teaspoon in the fridge instead of the milk.
Carriage of a train clutching a cowboy boot instead of my purse.
Are soft leather and my overnight bag is shambolic.
Hope you realised before you got to the buffet car.
Thankfully realised before I got there that my shit stunt fag was not actually in my riding boot but back at my seat in my purse. New trolley dollies have got on at Preston and are pumping me full of wine because I've showed them my demaroller and told them where on eBay to get it for a quarter of the price of salons. What else- some prick that I think might be a dj is talking loudly down his phone in a variety of languages. Did I mention hugging a shoe in front of lots of people?
And I'd left the letter on my desk upstairs!
quite often get on a train to farnborough, to the other day some place called sanderstead
I get on the wrong trains
Sat there for a good five to ten minutes before realizing I'd walked straight past it.
Lot of old folks in surgeries as it turns out.
Don't think I'd have expected a singing in thing, either.
Big in Japan and, erm, Wales?
Except with a t-shirt. Walked into the bathroom and lobbed a t-shirt I'd just taken off into the toilet bowl as if it was some balled up toilet roll.
while I was having a shit in a toilet cubicle at work.
But, in a distracted manner.
Which is basically the weekend.
Also, your mum.
(for calling you baby)
In my defense, I do normally try to give her my full attention.
It's cos my bf double locks it and you have to use two hands to lift the handle and turn the key and it messes up my usual door opening routine so I forget to take the key out
had to go up and back down the ramp again.
I was falling asleep a bit though so it was probably to do with that. That or all the booze.
each time forgetting something different. Finally got to the front gate and realised my swipe card was at home, so had to go back again to borrow one. Somehow I had made it into work and to my desk without using my pass, just by tailgating people without realising it.
Just went into autopilot on the motorway and when i pulled up at home realised it was only 11am. Ended up 45 minutes late
pre 7am gonig straight is faster,
half asleep I was dreaming I was at the concert and woke up finding myself clapping furiously on the top deck of a bus full of people sitting in silence. not sure how you would style that one out.