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The ludicrous overpackaging of shirts
but never actually stop their car leaving you uncertain if they are slowing to let you cross or if they're just slowing so if you do walk out they won't kill you
(definitely not stolen from balonz)
It's made me really hate Stewart Lee. It's all his fault.
Everything you make is 3D you muppets!
-Ordering a sandwich in Subway
-Re-newing your passport
-When your on a bus/tube and its packed but there is that one seat going but everyone is too scared to take it.
-Evading charity fundraising people in the street
-Trying on new shoes in a shop
of the excess of choice in internet porn, and its origins in the Amsterdam video cabins of the 1980s/90s. With a side-bit about the bloke whose job it was to mop out the cabins after use.
and self-assigned nicknames in general
Black people and white people (which American sitcoms are still, bafflingly, getting huge mileage out of).
[lays back, one arm on wheel, hums bassy tune]
and white guys? white guys drive a car like this:
[sits forward, two hands on wheel, hunches shoulders, hums nasal high-pitched tune]
He'll be auditin' and he'll be all like `Man you can't accrue dat shit. I need to see all them bitchin' accounts for the last 2.4 MILLION financial years or I'm gonna see yo' ass in court motherfucker`. The black guy? He comes in all like `Hey where's the money bro? Ah man it's all good. I ain't gonna tell nobody about nothin'... slip me some skin buddy, we cool. Are we not cool? Nah man, we cooooooo-ool!` KnowhatImsayin???
Also, plastic vacuum packaging that's impossible to open without an industrial tool.
and inform you that such packaging being difficult to open is the whole point as it helps prevent theft.
By calling you a cunt.
Being an office worker